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Category Archives: Los Angeles
Man vs. Boy
Later today, I’ll be walking into therapy with my head held high. Yesterday, I took an important step towards being assertive. I spoke up for myself. I stood my ground, despite the aggressiveness of my opponent. It all started when … Continue reading
Vote for Me… Or Else
I woke up this morning and saw a large manila package outside our door. I opened the door, still in my underwear, and took it. It was for Sophia. Since she was still sleeping, I took the initiative to open … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged awards, election, Los Angeles, Miramax, SAG
20 Comments
The 99 Cent Shoelaces
Welcome, readers. Today is another example of a post gone wrong. To set up the story, we need to go back in time, back to a brisk morning many years ago in Queens, New York, when Neilochka was born. After … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Life with Sophia, Los Angeles, Products
Tagged 99 Cent Only Store, shoelaces
23 Comments
A Screenwriter’s Life
Health stuff, marital ups and downs, the sarcastic wit of the gods, and especially — my own poor mental focus, have not been kind to my writing. Except for blogging, of course, which flourishes in times of chaos, I … Continue reading
Posted in Literary, Los Angeles
Tagged Hollywood, pitching, screenplay, screenwriting, strike, Writers Guild
28 Comments
Dancing with the Stars – Live!
“Dance is the hidden language of the soul.” — dancer and choreographer Martha Graham “The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and … Continue reading
We’re Dancing with the Stars
Sophia got us the hottest tickets in town — today’s taping of the finale of “Dancing With the Stars.” We need to dress up, first, because they make you, and second, because we notice that only the good-looking people get … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged Dancing with the Stars, TV
27 Comments
Rock Me, Franz Schubert
I enjoy Beethoven, Mozart, and Bartok, but there is some classical music that knocks me out faster than a twelve pack of codeine. Like Schubert. I wasn’t pleased to go the Philharmonic this weekend and see his infamous name in … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Los Angeles, Music
Tagged classical music, Schubert, snoring, symphony
50 Comments
Peace Offering to the Lovers of The Olive Garden
If you’ve been blogging for a period of time, you are bound to write a post that rubs people the wrong way. You will receive angry emails or insulting comments. I’ve seen bloggers quit because of all the conflict. I’ve been … Continue reading
Sunday Brunch
Sunday was Hilly’s birthday. We met Hilly and SJ for Sunday Brunch. Here Sophia is teaching Hilly how they drink mimosas in Europe, Bruderschaft style. (photo by SJ) SJ and I in a competitive smiling match. (photo by Sophia) Hilly … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Life with Sophia, Los Angeles
Tagged birthdays, Hilly, home decor
42 Comments
Crazy Aunt Purl Night in LA
When we got to Barnes and Noble for Laurie’s first leg of her book tour, the third floor reading area was already jammed. It was standing room only. The obsessive knitters had already taken all the seats, having camped outside … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life with Sophia, Los Angeles
Tagged book signing, crazy aunt purl, Laurie Perry
27 Comments



