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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Los Angeles
California Rain
I’m sick of the sound of the California rain, the pitter patter of the drizzle, the daily downpour since December. Is it over? Once upon a time, the rain was nice. We would close shop and stay in bed and … Continue reading
Car Stolen
Hyundai Santa Fe gone away to East L.A. where Jose will chop away and ship next day to Monterrey. What can I say? You’re on your way to those who pay for parts Hyundai. I hope and pray You’ll be … Continue reading
Iron Chef, Los Angeles
Any fans of the original Iron Chef? I loved that Japanese cooking show because the chefs really took the competition to heart, as if their honor was at stake. The American version is lazy because you know Bobby Flay doesn’t … Continue reading
Handshakes and Hugs
For years, I have been worrying about the appropriate greeting when meeting a female for the first time. Do I hug her? Kiss her? Fake kiss her? Shake her hand? Just when I was getting secure in my social etiquette … Continue reading
Anxiety Friday: Confrontation
Last Sunday was a perfect California day. Sophia and I walked to the pier. There was an all-day jazz festival going on. The stage was set up right in front of the Pacific. Nearby was a small crafts fair, where … Continue reading
Very Vague Dispatch from L.A. – #6
Today, I went to a cafe for lunch, hoping to cheer myself up. I ordered a chinese chicken salad and coffee. This cafe has a cute gimmick. They print a scrambled word on the bottom of the “special menu” each … Continue reading
Saturday, May 24th
MORNING In the morning, I went to see an apartment that is being rented. This is a big step for me. I’ve been telling you that I’m moving out for… about six months now. To make the whole situation more … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Los Angeles, Sex
Tagged frustration, marriage, screenwriting, separation, Target
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The Pure Imagination of the Golden Ticket
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you! Many wonderful surprises await you! For now, I do invite you to … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged Mike Teavee, Paris Themmen, Willy Wonka
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The Icebreaker
I’m finally back in Redondo Beach after four days at the home of Ron, my writing partner. We’re currently trying to woo a producer with a brilliant, never-seen-before story idea, and we wanted to email him an outline before … Continue reading
California Politics
A woman with a display table was standing outside of Ralph’s Supermarket today, asking for signatures. As Super Tuesday approaches, the wheels start turning for the next election’s California propositions. Every year, there are a whole group of new propositions on … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Los Angeles, News and Politics
Tagged California, elections, politics, propositions
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