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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Food
If Egg Dishes Were Like Women
If egg dishes were like women, scrambled eggs would be the practical one, the strong-willed and hardy tomboy who grew up on a Texas ranch and knows how to rope a steer as well as any cowboy. Sunnyside-up eggs would … Continue reading
Dinner in D.C.
“I’m visiting Maryland next week” I emailed Laurie eight days before my trip. “You want to get together on Friday?” “Sure. You want me to round up everyone who lives in the area?” “Nah.” I said “nah,” not because I … Continue reading
Dill Pickles
4500 years ago in Mesopotamia the lowly cucumber was pickled for flavor. And life has never been the same. Thousands of pickles from cornichons to gherkins are served today in Germany and Jacksonville I despise sweet pickles because they taste … Continue reading
Midnight Train to My Blogging Roots
Sometimes it is important to pack your suitcase, climb aboard that midnight train, and head home. To get in touch with your roots. To remind yourself of why you started this arduous journey so long long ago. In blogging terms, … Continue reading
The Gratuity
The last time I was in New York City, I went upstate with my two friends, John and Eric, for the sole reason of having dinner at a famous culinary institute. It was my idea. John and Eric are self-proclaimed … Continue reading
Iron Chef, Los Angeles
Any fans of the original Iron Chef? I loved that Japanese cooking show because the chefs really took the competition to heart, as if their honor was at stake. The American version is lazy because you know Bobby Flay doesn’t … Continue reading
Matzoh Brei
During Passover, you’re supposed to eat matzoh, symbolizing how the Israelites ran out of Egypt so quickly, they didn’t have time to leaven the bread. The best Passover meal is not during the seder, but the next morning. Matzoh brei … Continue reading
Goat Stew
I went for breakfast at the Dominican diner down the block. I’ve written about this place before. They have two menus combined in one folder — traditional Dominican cuisine and the gringo menu for those who want burgers and BLTs. … Continue reading
Breakfast with Lily
As I have mentioned many times before, Sophia is a strong, assertive woman. I find that sexy (unless, of course, when it has anything to do with me, when it can be a pain in the ass). One of the … Continue reading



