A medical degree is not essential. Just a steady hand and nerves stronger than a mighty oak tree. Mentally fit as as a steel plank. But gentle as a whispering dandelion.
Hello, my name is Neil, and these are my ailments —
A butterfly in my stomach, water on the knees, a broken heart, a Charlie horse, and a very funny bone.
Will you be my Specialist? Pick a card and heal me. If you can avoid the shock of the electricity, I will kiss you forever.
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