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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Monthly Archives: September 2010
Happy Birthday, Tanis!
It’s a story as old as Adam and Eve. A man and woman accidentally bump into each other in a garden. They have no idea who the other is. She calls him a douche. He calls her a “retard.” She … Continue reading
The Gratuity
The last time I was in New York City, I went upstate with my two friends, John and Eric, for the sole reason of having dinner at a famous culinary institute. It was my idea. John and Eric are self-proclaimed … Continue reading
All Jews, Christians, and Muslims Like to Sing
After a long history of being treated like crap around the world, it is nice that Jews finally feel so comfortable in America. I can even write about Yom Kippur on Twitter and get knowledgeable responses about fasting from non-Jews … Continue reading
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The Inconsiderate Breastfeeding Woman
I’m writing this as a quick post in a local coffee shop because I’ve always wanted to get involved in one of those “breastfeeding in public” blogging debates, but I never felt qualified. I’m not a woman, and I rarely … Continue reading
Audience
About two weeks ago, I wrote a post, and as the cursor hovered over the publish button, I decided against pressing it. Instead, I picked five bloggers out of the proverbial hat, individuals who I thought could relate to the … Continue reading
My African-American Friend
“Hello.” “Derrick? This is Neil.” “Well, this is a surprise.” “Listen, I know we haven’t spoken in a long time.” “I’m not apologizing.” “I know. I know. It was my fault. It’s OK that you went to Jennifer’s party and … Continue reading
Rosh Hashanah 5771
I cast my sins in the guise of bread, something so simple, so fundamental to life. Bread. I like that. As it says in the Bible, “Within every bagel, there are too many carbs. Within every good person there is … Continue reading
The Three Rungs of the Step Ladder
I’ve noticed quite a few of those I follow on Twitter talking about this new book by Chris Guillebeau titled “The Art of Non-Conformity.” He is an accomplished writer who runs a very popular website dealing with personal development and … Continue reading



