This is going to be one of those weird posts where I am going to reveal something about myself by showing you my original post that I deleted, and then explain why I deleted it.
Original post, 6AM:
I know most women just want their man ready and willing 24 hours a day, but sometimes even we aren’t in the mood. Normally, I like to get down and dirty with you and reveal all, but I had a really good therapy session yesterday, and it’s still simmering in my brain, like a pot of stew. Would it be OK if we just cuddle today?
Note from Neil, 6:06AM:
After pressing the publish button, I quickly unpublished it. Why? Do you really want the honest answer? Because I want you to think that I am ready and willing 24 hours a day. Isn’t that a man’s job?
Therapist’s Inner Voice, 6:10AM
Why do you feel the urge to talk about cuddling? Do you feel the need to reveal weakness?
Neil’s Talking Penis, 6:12AM
Stop being a wimp and proving that you are non-threatening. You saw her on Flickr. If Ms. Blogger XXXX didn’t live east of XXXX, you wouldn’t mind f***ing her on the table right now.
Therapist’s Inner Voice, 6:14AM
Why did you feel the urge to write that? They know you have a c**k. You don’t need to remind them.
Note from Neil, 6:20AM
I really just wanted to cuddle until I was ready to talk about therapy.
Neil’s Talking Penis, 6:21AM
There’s only one therapy that will take care of that.
Therapist’s Inner Voice, 6:223AM
You don’t have to make jokes all the time.
Note from Neil, 6:25AM