I had a dream last night, a plan for online success. In the dream, I quit Twitter and Facebook. I delete everyone from my blogroll.
Except for one woman.
I use my blog to woo her, day in and day out. I close my blog, focusing instead on writing only to her, composing a new, passion-filled love letter each and every day.
This woman, a beauty beyond words, can not resist the attention of a man who has picked her over all the others, like a Prince choosing his Princess. She invites me to her apartment. We make love. We make love for days. By the end of the week, I move in with her as her permanent lover. I continue to compose beautiful love letters for her each day, placing one on our King-sized bed in the morning, along with a freshly-cut rose. In each letter, hand-written on the finest paper, I speak openly of how much I love her eyes, her lips, her breasts, her sense of humor, her creativity, her soul. We make love again each morning, and as my head is between her thighs, kissing the very center of her womanhood, I think about strategies for monetization.
