When I was a child, I wore a cardboad box on my head. I was blind to the world.

It wasn’t until I attended an expensive college and read the great books of Western Civilization that my mind was opened, and I replaced my immature cardboad box on my head with a newer, fancier cardboard box, one with a ribbon on top.

When I got married, my beloved and I combined our cardboard boxes into one, and we shared our view of the darkness together.

For my recent birthday, a friend send me a gift card. I will be using it to shop for another cardboard box.

So many decisions! What color and size? It’s time to hide from the world in style!