Have you ever wondered exactly WHO is reading your blog? I don’t mean your stats, but the demographics of your readership. This information can be useful for your advertisers, including mine, once I actually get some. I’m quite interested in learning more about you, so please take my first ever DEMOGRAPHIC survey. If you feel uncomfortable answering some of the questions in the comments, please email me with the answers. Your answers are safe with me. My mother taught me that gossiping is a sin.
Please choose one answer from each category —
Sex: Male, Female, Transgender
Age: under 21, 21-30, 30-40, 40-50, over 50
Religion: Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Mormon, Atheist, Scientologist, Mennonite (for Schmutzie), Other Weird One
Political Affiliation: Bush-hater, Bush-lover, Unconcerned
Are you married or single?
If you are a single female, would you date a man of another religion or color?
If you answered yes, please continue here:
Would you date a man who is separated, but still married?
Would you date a man who is living with his mother after being thrown out of the house by his separated wife?
Would you date a man who has not gone on a “real” date in many many years?
When you date men, how many dates does it take before you usually “put out?”
Do men usually say you are “good in bed?”
If you answered “Yes” to the last question, please continue with this multiple choice question.
How long do you expect the man to “last” in bed?
A) Under three minutes.
B) A half hour.
C) Three hours.
If you chose Choice A, please answer the final multiple choice question.
Imagine you are dating an amazing new man. Imagine you take him to your bedroom after the third date, and you become intimate. What words would best describe this man if during his orgasm, he started to sob uncontrollably, then babbled on about his separated wife for a half hour (10x longer than the actual sex)?
A) Disappointing and Strange
B) Psychotic and Loser
C) Sensitive and Sexy
If you chose Choice C, please email me immediately at neilochka at yahoo dot com for a special prize.
Thank you for taking the survey.
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