I apologize for this post. Please don’t ban me from the internet. I know you mommybloggers are so powerful that you have the power to do so. Remember, I was also once an innocent baby in a mother’s arms!
Blogging and the Internet
May 18, 2007 at 8:14 am
You know, I have no damn clue what you’re talking about, Neil.
May 18, 2007 at 8:15 am
That MILF tag is going to get you a lot of frustrated porn seekers…
May 18, 2007 at 8:17 am
Did we really Live in the 70’s or was it the 80’s, with that weird go go lucky vibe?
May 18, 2007 at 8:35 am
Oh how I wish my sons were so regretful.
Quit apologizing, we know you were joking. Just like I hope you know I was joking about Sophia. Yes, I felt bad for my comment and I’m sorry too.
May 18, 2007 at 8:37 am
Please note that in the Abba video, the brunette is 100x sexier than the blond, who is supposedly the “sexy” Abba girl. Check out how she “rides” the piano bench. Brunettes rule! From now on the standard isn’t Betty vs. Veronica for me, but Frida vs. Agnetha.
I really like Abba. I need to see Mamma Mia!
Psychomom — There’s only one person to blame for me being overly-apologetic and insecure all the time — MY MOTHER! Are you beginning to connect the dots? (that was a joke, Mom. Really. Don’t call because I’m just going to have Sophia answer to tell her to tell you that “I’m in the shower.”)
May 18, 2007 at 8:49 am
That was Abba? Oh I am so out of it.
May 18, 2007 at 8:55 am
I have never seen anyone so scared of mommybloggers. I blame it all on the evil and powerful Dooce, who has tried to take over the Internet and should be stopped. So-called mommybloggers deserve to be made fun of, as do us soap opera-watching, Abba-loving straight guys. (Well, in my defense, I really enjoyed the Abba songs in “Muriel’s Wedding” but I don’t think I could bear sitting through the play “Momma Mia.”)
P.S. to mothers of twins: do you really breastfeed both of your babies at the same time? Cool!
May 18, 2007 at 8:57 am
the whole thing made me laugh, I didnt take you seriously and it made me laugh and then I read a comment from one of your followers that kind of set me off…I have posted about it on my own blog…it sparked a little something in me…go find out…
May 18, 2007 at 9:08 am
So, the Mommy Blogger Mafia got to you and strong-armed an apology out of you.
Well, you know what they say… “Better to ask forgiveness afterward than to ask permission beforehand.”
May 18, 2007 at 9:10 am
Damn you give in easy.
May 18, 2007 at 9:57 am
I DON’T CARE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE OFFENDED MOMS!!! And, I don’t really care about your Prius, or your crappy car. I just can’t believe that I missed having a toke of your virtual POT! Do you have any left? Can I have some. Please, pretty please, with cherries, whip cream and nuts on top?
I’ll just take a small hit. No one will know. Or, maybe I can stand next to you and inhale. That way I can get high off second hand smoke. Or wait, wasn’t it that you could blow smoke into someone else’s mouth after you took a hit so that the both of you could get high off taking 1 drag? Wow, that’s the ticket.
May 18, 2007 at 10:08 am
I never realized those two ABBA babe were so hot. (of course, I never listened to their schlock.) How is it they are not in the rock and roll hall of fame?
May 18, 2007 at 10:23 am
I’m a mom. I have a blog. I am not a mommy blogger. I am also, therefore, completely unaffected by your mommybloggers rant except for the part where you made me wipe away a tear at your P.S.S.
However, I do SO love your tags for this post. Muchly, I do.
May 18, 2007 at 10:39 am
It’s all good, Neil – pass the love – embrace the differences – tune in, turn on….oh, sorry i must have been smoking the virtual pot 😉 mwah..
May 18, 2007 at 10:46 am
Hey, if Don Imus can apologize to Al Sharpton…
May 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
On a completely unrelated note I absolutely love the bra ad with the girl on the firetruck and may steal it to morph into a header! 🙂
May 18, 2007 at 1:31 pm
i love how the directions to clean the baby says “if covered in poo wipe off what you can and flush in toilet”
nah… i’ll just leave it
May 18, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I was going to say something but my husband walked up behind me and grabbed my breasts, shook them in his hands and said, “YES, YES I DO” in response to Louis’ question in the beginning of this post. So, I guess that’s all I can really say about that. *chuckles*
May 18, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I can’t believe someone made directions on how to change a baby! Hilarious!
May 18, 2007 at 8:04 pm
The video on this one was a bit disturbing!! I think the blonde was a dominatrix incongito (and NO this is not transference!) Interesting bit of mommyblogger retribution! Much peace, JP
May 18, 2007 at 8:31 pm
I’m 100% with you. I’ve read many blogs that were good until the person had a baby and then just posted photos of it everyday. It’s just too easy. They’re cute and all, but how many angles can they be photographed from?
May 20, 2007 at 4:47 am
ABBA always makes me feel better. So wrong, and yet….
May 22, 2007 at 4:40 am
Is it just me, or is that Sally Field in the Maidenform bra ad?
If Sally Field is much too young to have been in a Maidenform bra ad, I shall grovel in the dirt and apologise profusely.
May 22, 2007 at 6:57 pm
my life’s dream is to become a milf.
May 22, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Gorillabuns — Oh, you are. You are. (uh, maybe I shouldn’t have said that)
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