What am I doing wrong? Everyone on TV using Zelnorm seems to get such flat stomachs. I’ve been taking it for three months now to get that "six-pack abs" look, and I still get sand kicked in my face at the beach. This product sucks!
My Zelnorm Tummy
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More leafy greens, Neil. Leafy greens are key.
But have you been writing inspirational sayings on your belly w/ a Sharpie? I think that’s the key.
Maybe you’re just not lifting up your shirt in front of the right cameras.
Ah, Neil…you’re (still) “full of it”!!
Marketing gimmick, m’man. Nobody has abs that perfect. All Photoshop.
how is that zelnorm…so funny that you should post about it, because i was thinking of “asking my doctor” about it. (also, did you notice that they are all women, neil?)
You have to eat the package that it comes in to get the full effect.
heh…you’re full of shit.
But I’m sure you’ve never heard that one before.
Sit ups, dude. Sit ups.
Remember, Neil, the mirror adds 10 pounds. Oh wait … um … never mind.
Bummer.
Wait. I thought you already HAVE six-pack abs?
You are ruining my fantasy here, Neil.
I can’t help you with that, but my crunchmaster seems to be helping with my IBS.
Did you write on your stomach while looking in the mirror? Backwards writing only works for ambulances. No wonder they kicked sand in your face!
Those ads drive me nuts. All you need are the aforementioned leafy greens and perhaps some green tea.
At first, I thought you were telling me that leafy greens would help me strengthen my abs, but now that I looked up what IBS is — (another newly named disease like Acid Reflux) — and I figured it out. I still have green Sno-Balls left over from St. Paddy’s Day. Are they considered “leafy green?”
Funny – it worked for me.
Neil, Zelnorm will help you lose weight, but there is one stipulation:
You can eat ONLY Zelnorm.
Also, side effects may include constipation, skin rash, delusions, dizzyness, rancor, and Weight Gain.
Most effective when used with a sensible diet of Bulimia or Anorexia.
Well, I can’t quite understand why you’d want a six-pack when you could have a keg instead, but have you considered drawing one on with that sharpie?
Perhaps chilli would help? As for IBS … for the longest time I kept mishearing and couldn’t understand what irritable bowls were. Did they have little audio chips in them so they could cry, “You asshole! How’d you like someone pour hot soup onto your face?! Would you like that, you worthless twit!”
I’m glad that’s cleared up for me (the misunderstanding that is, not my bum).
Why am I somehow regretting that I started this thread? Please go back to the last one where everyone was saying how “classy and smart” the post was!
never heard of it, maybe you’re using it wrong. are you ingesting instead of rubbing on?
I thought Zelnorm was for penis enlargement.
Sometimes you have to ask what it is that you want from life. And then you have to ask, what does that take? And then you have to ask how much does that cost physically and financially? And then you have to take a look at a Belgian choc chip ice-cream and ask yourself; where are the spoons around here?
*tsk tsk* You forgot to ask the Nurse.
From my drug book–Common Uses: This medicine is a selective serotonin receptor agonist used to treat irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) in women who have constipation as their main symptom. It may also be used in some patients to treat certain forms of chronic constipation or other conditions
Might be several problems: First you are not a WOMAN…and I don’t ever recall you discussing constipation as a problem.
Best type of pill to get the results you are looking for is kinda hard to swallow..it’s not sold in drug stores …it’s a whopper….
..called diet and exercise.
Yuch! I hate that commercial…what’s so great about those tummies, anyhow? I bet your tummy is way better Neil.
Hmm..will your next post be about constipation?
I think you’re supposed to swallow the product not suck it! 😛
You didn’t read the fine print; you have to buy the airbrush for a nominal fee — that takes care of those pesky abs!
Wouldn’t it make more sense if they wrote that stuff on their bottoms? (But then, I suppose you couldn’t run ads on the Family Channel.)
Have you considered trying photoshop instead!? But I already thought you had the abs and all!!!!
Have a great week end!
Fitèna
I keep waiting for a pierced one
I second Rep—
The leafy greens thingy works.
In fact I sandwich everything I eat with LG’s before and aft.
It does a colon and gut good….
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