Citizen of the Month

the writing and photography of Neil Kramer

Whatever Brings Them In

Los Angeles church looking to fill up their Sunday services.




  1. Wow. I can’t believe God has resorted to bribing the guilty masses with coffee from the evil Starbucks Corporation.

  2. Jesus and Starbucks? Eeek!

  3. So what you’re saying is that everytime I order a double-tall-nonfat-sugarfree-hazelnut-latte at starbucks, I’m actually drinking the *real* “Jesus Juice”???? …. .Wow!

  4. What would Jesus think, that’s what I’m askin’ myself. Although he seems like a coffee drinker to me.

  5. you’d have to buy me a lifetime supply of Starbucks to get me to attend any kind of fundamentalist gathering.

  6. You think free-thinking bohemian poets are better? Just attended monthly reading of a small literary magasine; couldn’t stop spitting all the way home.

  7. I would think Jesus Juice, no, wait, that’s Michael Jackson.

  8. If he were residing in LA, I think Jesus would pick the Coffee Bean&Tea Leaf over Starbucks… I think he seems like a mocha blended sort of guy. And why don’t we have the Coffee Bean on the east coast?

  9. I always consult Jesus when I do my grocery shopping, so why not inquire what he coffee he drinks too? That’s just good church business!

  10. Jesus likes the Caramel Macchiatos.

  11. We call them “coffee churches” here in Chicagoland…and they’re EVERYWHERE!

  12. I bet they use that Kabbalah water to make the coffee.

  13. Is that the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped?
    Why, yes. I believe it is.

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