Now that Rosie O’Donnell has signed up to play Goldie in "Fiddler of the Roof" on Broadway, big-name movie stars are lining up to play several of the other characters.
Here is Scarlett Johansson auditioning for the role of "Motel the Tailor."
"But of all God’s miracles, large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is the one I thought could never be.
God has given you to me."
(from "Miracle of Miracles," ‘Fiddler on the Roof’)
With Broadway all abuzz with the casting of Rose O’Donnell as Goldie, Tevye’s prototypical Jewish wife in the revival of "Fiddler on the Roof," top Broadway producers have quickly added "crowd-pleasing" but inappropriate stars to their upcoming shows:
COMING TO BROADWAY THIS FALL:
Carrot Top is "The Wiz"
Fran Drescher is "Evita"
Lindsay Lohan is "The Man of La Mancha"
Louie Anderson in "A Chorus Line"
Dave Chappelle in "Oklahoma"
Phyllis Diller is "Annie"
Paul Reubens is "The Phantom of the Opera"
Shaquille O’Neal in "Hair"
Carson Kressley in "The King and I"
James Earl Jones in "Bring in ‘Da Noise Bring in ‘Da Funk"
Margaret Cho in "1776"
*NSYNC in "Beatlemania"
Patrick Stewart is "Funny Girl"
Dennis Miller in "Grease"