The question on everyone’s mind this week: What is the best blog ever written?

To answer this question, we must go to where it all counts, where Kings are crowned — the state of Iowa, which makes logical sense because the State of Iowa has a population of 2,982,085, and the borough of Queens only has a population of 2,255,175.

Luckily, I actually know a blogger in Iowa — Churlita. Here is a picture of her voting at the recent Iowa caucus.

(Oops, wrong photo. This is the one of her making out at midnight on New Year’s Eve)

Neilochka: “The voters want to know. What is the best blog ever written?”

Churlita, Iowa Voter: “Citizen of the Month!”

The results are in!

CBS News: “Iowa votes for change. Citizen of the Month beats Dooce as best blog ever written. Technorati’s Top Bloggers Quit in Disgrace.”

Huffington Post: “Why Iowa Got it Right.”

CNN: “Neilochka wins! The American People have Spoken!”

(Do I know anyone in New Hampshire?)

I think the entire primary concept needs to be retooled, even though I’m happy with the Democratic results.   Why should these tiny states be setting the agenda?