Tag Archives: men and women

Branding

Posted on November 11, 2010 by Neil

I miss biting a woman’s arm. I love that. I love to taste the salty skin until she pushes me away and says, “Stop it. That hurts.” But she likes it, despite what she says. There is a time for … Continue reading →

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The Dating Life

Posted on October 3, 2010 by Neil

(taken down the block from my mother’s apartment building) “How much?” I asked the woman in the tight shorts standing on the corner. She seemed the perfect partner to help me complete my humiliation. “Ten dollars for a blowjob, twenty-five … Continue reading →

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Red

Posted on December 30, 2009 by Neil

Steve was waiting in baggage claim at SFO, wondering if he shouldn’t have taken a suitcase at all. He would have saved twenty dollars and not had to wait with the pushy, impatient crowds. He was sure that he had … Continue reading →

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Feeling Up

Posted on June 11, 2009 by Neil

(fictional) Westchester, NY  -  Tuesday night I went shopping for some bread and juice.  Afterwards, I sat in my car for two hours playing checkers on my iphone.   My foot had fallen asleep.  I hobbled out of the Prius and … Continue reading →

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Very Vague Dispatch from L.A. — #4

Posted on January 13, 2009 by Neil

Possible Position Soon Available:   Rebound Woman Wanted:   Attractive,  educated, and good-humored woman who wears glasses, but takes them off in a sexy manner, who enjoys watching Flight of the Conchords and classic James Stewart movies, being felt up while … Continue reading →

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Change

Posted on October 5, 2008 by Neil

There has been a lot of talk lately about CHANGE.  Voting for Obama is for Change.   Yom Kippur is this week — a time for change.   Fall is about change.   The leaves have already started to change colors in New … Continue reading →

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The Sexy Email Exchange

Posted on September 3, 2008 by Neil

Hi, this is Neil’s Talking Penis.  Remember when I used to post ALL the time on “Citizen of the Month?”  You haven’t heard from me in quite a while.   Why?   Well, frankly, there has been nothing to report.  Unlike … Continue reading →

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What I Can Teach Neil About Making a Women Really Really Happy!

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Neil

Today’s guest poster is Linsey from Uncouth Heathen.  I knew she was special from the minute I read her About page:  “I began with a major in Biochemistry, switched to History, then Political Science, Philosophy, Psychology, English and finally settled … Continue reading →

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Not Playing By The Rules

Posted on June 30, 2008 by Neil

Important Update: Monday 1:15PM — Before you read any further, I have been reminded by a friendly caller from the Los Angeles area that I have called HER as much as she has called ME, and that this post is … Continue reading →

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The Last Few Days

Posted on February 18, 2008 by Neil

Valentine’s Day has always been tough for us.   The pressure of Valentine’s Day, with all the hullabaloo and candy-giving, makes us question our already unsteady relationship.  How can we ever live up to the romantic images on those Hallmark cards?  … Continue reading →

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