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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Fanya’s Funeral
Sophia asked me to speak at her mother’s funeral instead of her. It was intimidating because most of the attendees at the service only spoke Russian, so as I spoke my eulogy, it was as if I was speaking to … Continue reading
Sophia’s Mom
Sophia’s mother passed away on Tuesday. Today is the funeral. It was unexpected, since it was her husband who was bedridden. Fanya had an interesting and adventurous life, which took her from the horrors of war-torn Soviet Union to present-day … Continue reading
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Today I will continue my tradition of writing a blog post about my neighborhood without walking a block from my mother’s apartment building. I’ve introduced you to the supermarket downstairs with the crashing cars and the religious Jewish guy with … Continue reading
Modern Talmudic Question
If a rabbi comes to make a shiva call and there are no available parking spaces outside so he parks "illegally" in the parking-lot of the next-door supermarket, is he required to buy something from the store or is it … Continue reading
Thanks
At my father’s service, I made a little speech where I talked about my father’s different "families" — his relatives, his co-workers, his friends, etc. I wonder if at the funerals of the future, people will also be talking about … Continue reading
The Funeral
Today was my father’s funeral. The last two days were very emotional and I still find it too difficult to write about it. As the limo took us home, I said: "The rabbi had it easy. He said such beautiful … Continue reading



