In honor of Election Day, Heather Anne Hogan has created her own mini-election, revolving around bloggers and blogging.Â Â After the nominating process, it seems as I have been nominated for President, along with the introspective Peefer (of Peefer’s Home) and long-time rival Brandon (of One Child Left Behind).
I am truly honored.
You can vote here.Â Remember to check out all the other cool blogs listed there.
And vote in the REAL ELECTION!Â It’s an important election day.
Now, as a candidate, I am going to be different than most politicians, and speak the truth.Â
Â I “know” both of these other gentleman bloggers and they are worthy nominees.Â Â Peefer is a loving, creative family man, and I’m sure he would never have gotten us into the mess in Iraq.Â Â Brandon is also strong on family values.Â He would make theÂ most inspirational speeches since FDR.Â Â His words are like poetry.Â Â I believe he would be an excellentÂ “Education” President.Â He also has the movie-star good looks to attract female voters.
I am financially unstable and separated from my wife, although I still live with her in some “weird” California-hippy-new age arrangement.Â Â I spend much of my day conversing with my penis.Â Â I don’t know much about politics.Â Â If i were to move into the White House, I would be SO CAUGHT asÂ I’mÂ f***ing a buxom intern in the “Red Room,” disgracing the office and the Presidency.Â
On a positive note, I would try my hardest to give her an orgasm.Â I am not a selfish man.Â Oh, and I will give tax breaks to everyone.
The choice is yours.Â Just remember to vote, both in the Hoagies and in the REAL ELECTION.