I know how much you’ve enjoyed me turning my blog into a promotional tool. Unfortunately, this is the last day of the bidding, so next week I will back writing about the usual important issues that I normally blog about.
Many people have emailed me saying that they’d love to give money to V-Day, since it is such a worthy cause, but they are on the fence about going on a date with me. So many of you have been burned by going on bad dates with men who were completely WRONG for you. How can I assure you that our date with be fun? Who wants to BID good money to go on a crappy date? If only there was a way to SCIENTIFICALLY learn if you and I were compatible for this charity date.
Now, there is!
Thanks to the kind hearts of those at E-Harmoni, I have been licensed to use their official 5-point compatibility quiz. Take the quiz, then compare it to my answers. If we are compatible, you owe it YOURSELF to bid on me! Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet your soulmate!
E-HARMONI “FIVE POINT COMPATIBLILITY QUIZ”
Question 1: Do you enjoy eating food? Yes or No?
Question 2: Do you consider breathing a “necessity?” Yes or No?
Question 3: Would you rather make love on the beach or be tortured by Jack Bauer from the television show “24?”
Question 4: Does the sun set in the West? Yes or No.
Question 5: Which birthday gift would you prefer: A new widescreen TV or a piece of celery?
Neil’s answers: Yes, Yes, love on the beach, Yes, widescreen TV.
So, are we compatible? If at least 4 of your answers are the same as mine — you know what you must do!