Let me see if I got this all figured out:  Madonna, Demi Moore, Winona Ryder, and now Michael Jackson are into Kabbalah.

John Travolta, Jenna Elfman, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Tom Cruise, and now Katie Holmes are into Scientology.

Am I the only one who can visualize some really cool Battle of the Network Stars type competition between the two crazy cults?