High school bully: Hey, pimple face. I’m gonna kick your ass!
Pimple face guy: I should tell you that "the activity of male hormones, androgens, can give rise to acne during adolescence, but may also protect against coronary heart disease in adulthood, UK researchers report."
High school bully: No shit! Awesome! You mean your acne can actually help your pimple face live a longer and healthier life?
Pimple face guy: Perhaps, high school bully. But you know, this medical news always has a twist to it. "Androgens also appear to be associated with an increased risk of dying from prostate cancer, the study in the American Journal of Epidemiology suggests."
High school bully: Pimply-faced loser. I’m so gonna kick your ass!