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Category: New York City (Page 24 of 24)

New York and America, Sisters in Self-Absorption

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(New Yorker cover, 3/29/76,  by Saul Steinberg)

A friend came to visit from New York.   I like talking to him because he has a lot to say about politics.   As a progressive, my friend doesn’t much like America’s role in the world. 

"America is like a spoiled wealthy brat, only caring about herself."

He thinks our culture is too corporate and the American people too self-absorbed, not caring at all about the cultures of other countries, particularly those in Africa and Asia.

Later in the evening, I asked him if he wanted to go to the Getty Museum on Saturday.  He didn’t have much interest.  As a tried-and-true New Yorker, he said the museums in New York are much better.   In fact, he didn’t have much interest in doing anything in Los Angeles, including checking out some new neighborhoods.  He had some family event to attend, and then he was heading back to New York City.  He told me he tries to leave New York as little as possible.

"We have everything there.  The best museums, the best restaurants, the best theater."

I was born in New York.  New York is my favorite city.  What makes it so great.   The people?   Maybe.    Although I try to keep to the left of the political spectrum, I know the real answer is… money. 

Money is the reason immigrants came to New York, and they still come.   It was the robber barons of the 19th Century who built the famous museums. It was the Rockefellers who helped finance the building of the skyscrapers.   It is Wall Street, the corporate center of the world, that makes Broadway, expense account restaurants, and the art world flourish.   New York City may be the bluest of the blue state at heart, but a lot of people do pretty well to be able to afford those condo prices. 

It’s not fair that America is so wealthy, with so much food in our supermarkets.  I would like it if we would do more to share our wealth with poorer countries.   I also think New York has too many famous museums.   People are starving for culture in Bakersfield.  Why not send something small, like the Frick Collection, over there.    

As much as some New Yorkers like to think they are an island onto themselves, separate from the rest of America, I think that New York is the most American of American cities. 

America:    Business first
New York:  Wall Street first

America:  The most wealthy people in the world
New York:  The most wealthy people in the country

America:  Self-absorbed; only cares about America
New York:  Self-absorbed; only cares about New York

America:  Lack of interest in Asia and Africa
New York:  Lack of interest anything in America beyond the George Washington Bridge

The Ultimate Status Symbol: More Kids

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(Is Eight not really enough?)

When I first moved to Los Angeles, my roommate was an unemployed actor.  He drove an expensive BMW.  When I asked him how he afforded it, he said that he leased it.  It was very important to him that he looked wealthy and successful.

I thought about my former roommate while I was reading this recent article about the uber-wealthy of Manhattan in the New York Observer (5/16/05).  According to the piece, written by Simon Doonan, it used to be easier for everyone to know you were wealthy, particularly if you were a woman.  Everyone would see your status by the clothes you wear.  For instance, you would wear your mink stole.  Today, of course, a mink stole will only get you red paint thrown on your head by some crazed PETA supporter. 

Certainly, there are other types of expensive designer clothes you can wear while you are strolling down Park Avenue.  Then again, in today’s world with Loehmann’s and Barney’s Warehouse Sale, even women from Queens can dress like you!  They might even find a knockoff purse that looks exactly like yours, but cost 1/20th the price.   That’s just not fair.  If you have the money, you want to show it off.

What about your terrific condo?   Surely that will impress outsiders.  Maybe.  But how are people going to know about it?  You can’t walk around with a photo of it hanging around your neck.

I already mentioned that any poor shnook can lease an expensive car, and cars are not such a big deal in New York anyway.

So, what’s a wealthy gal to do?   How do you show up the other women at the charity functions?

According to the article, the answer is simple:  more children.

While two children used to be the average for an upper-middle class, wealthier families are trying to distinguish themselves by having three or more children.  Not only does this give your family a "Kennedy clan aura" but as Amy Ashley, editor of Teen Vogue writes, "The third child screams, "My apartment is massive, my S.U.V. is spacious, my cash unlimited!"

Of course, this only puts more demands on the overworked American woman and her need to "have it all."  Now, they must be successful in their own career, marry well, have several children to impress their friends (while always bouncing back to a size 4), and never look over age 40.

Let the baby wars begin!

We Are Happy to Serve You

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Many ex-New Yorkers miss New York City.   Some really, really miss New York City.  Here is a perfect gift for that ex-New Yorker in your life — a ceramic replica of the Greek coffee shop take-out cup!

The famous greek paper cup has been around since 1963. Currently, over 180,000,000 per year are carried out of New York delis full of hot coffee! Due to the vast number of them, the length of time they have been around and New Yorkers’ appreciation for their design, the cup has come to be a quintessential New York icon. It is very likely the world’s most famous coffee cup!

What is an Egg Cream?

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(photo via Jay’s REAL NYC Egg Cream)

I’ve mentioned drinking an "egg cream" to several people here in Los Angeles, I usually get back blank stares, even from those whose opinion I  trust. 

Here is an excellent description of an egg cream:

This is a phenomenal beverage, and if you have never had a New York Egg Cream then you are truly in for a treat. Let’s start off by explaining what an Egg Cream is (and what it isn’t). First, it was a soda produced almost exclusively in the soda fountains of New York (particularly Brooklyn). Second, there are no eggs in an egg cream. Third, many Egg Creams don’t even contain cream. It does however contain chocolate, seltzer, and either milk, cream, or both. When made correctly, the taste is absolutely wonderful, and completely different than any soda on the market today.

The best way to describe the taste of an Egg Cream is to remember back to when you had an ice cream soda. If you can remember sipping on the straw, once the ice cream had a chance to melt, the wonderful taste of flavors produced by the blending of melted ice cream, chocolate syrup, and seltzer water, would best describe how an Egg Cream taste. There are other chocolate soda beverages on the market, but they all taste like chocolate milk made with water. These do not even come close to the complex and wonderfully delightful taste of an Egg Cream.

According to an article published in Esquire Magazine in the  1970’s, the Egg Cream was invented in 1890 by Louis Auster, a Jewish candy shop owner in Brooklyn, New York. The beverage was extremely popular, and the candy shop (eventually five candy shops) would be standing room only. Lines would form down the street and around the corner, and according to the article, this started a tradition of drinking the egg cream while standing — never sitting.

It’s difficult to find a good egg cream anymore, because you can’t really find "real" seltzer bottles.  The only place I know in Los Angeles with a real soda fountain is the Fair Oaks Pharmacy in south Pasadena.

Here’s a recipe.  (via The World on a Plate)

Majoring in Trash

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(via thisisbroken.com)

Ah, youth.  Wasn’t it only yesterday I too was trashing the steps in front of Columbia University’s Low Library after the senior class’s "annual drinkathon."  Now I drink red wine because it can help lower my cholesterol.  How sad. 

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