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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Jewish
I Believed in Santa Claus
I never thought to tell this story on the blog, mostly because it didn’t seem like anything special, but when I told a blogger about it, her response was surprising, so maybe my experience was more unique than I thought. … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, Life with My Parents, New York City
Tagged Christmas, Hanukkah, Macy's, Santa Claus
51 Comments
Thinking About Religion
I don’t know if it is stress, loneliness, the upcoming Holiday season, or economic fears about the future, but I thought about religion today. Perhaps, it is the book I am reading, “The Jew and the Lotus,” or the pizza … Continue reading
Yom Kippur 2008
I take Yom Kippur seriously. Well, somewhat. I’m not going to synagogue this year, but I will fast most of the day. Am I religious? Not really. But unlike the other Jewish holidays, which revolve around food and family, this … Continue reading
The Orthodox Jewish Guy Outside the Supermarket
I went down to Pathmark Supermarket to buy whole wheat hamburger buns and some bottles of Snapple. In front of the entrance, was an Orthodox Jew handing out leaflets. He was wearing a yarmulke and tzitzit, a traditional fringed garment worn under … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, Movies and Television, New York City
Tagged Chabad, conversion, Jews, Orthodox, proselytizing, religion
50 Comments
Prayer
In the last post, I had a little fun with a BlogHer session titled “Is Mommyblogging Still a Radical Act?” I found this amusing to watch the word “radical” exploited and mangled so all the air seeps out of it … Continue reading
The July 4th BBQ
Yes, diversity. We all love it. But mostly when your “group” is in the majority and the “others” agree to do everything your way. But once the Latinos want to speak Spanish, the Jews grumble about nativity scenes on public … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, Life with My Parents, New York City
Tagged BBQ, Glatt Kosher, July 4th, Queens
45 Comments
Back to the Shtetl!
In the last issue of Los Angeles’ Jewish Journal, there was a full-page advertisement from the McCain campaign. The ad consisted of a letter written from a woman in New Jersey who said she was once a Democrat, but was … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Jewish
Tagged BlogHer, H. Peter Nennhaus, Israel, McCain
48 Comments
Neilochka Loves Matzoh Brei
I have been honest with you that things are bumpy with Sophia. I’m sure there are many single women out there waiting for the post where I finally write — “I’ve been booted out,” because that means it is now … Continue reading
Disney Israel Presents “The Girl Who Didn’t Believe in Passover”
Once upon a time, there was a pretty Israeli girl named Ariel. She lived in Tel Aviv. All she wanted to do was go to the beach with her friends and have fun, listening to music and checking out the … Continue reading
Name Your Sandwich at Neilochka’s Virtual Kosher Deli
Blonde shiksa enjoying a “Neilochka” Earlier today, I received a comment on my last post suggesting that it might be easier to earn immortality by having my own sandwich at a Jewish deli rather than creating a drink named a … Continue reading



