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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Advertising and Marketing
My Conversation with TLC Marketing Customer Service
After a day of phone calls, I finally was able to get TLC Marketing (or at least some guy in India) on the telephone to discuss the Dockers JCPenneys Free Round-Trip fiasco (see last post). Neil: I’m calling about the Dockers Free … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing
Tagged Better Business Bureau, BlogHer, customer service, Dockers, free round-trip, JCPenney, TLC Marketing
96 Comments
“Free” Round-Trip Flight From Dockers
… or why I probably won’t make BlogHer this year. I wrote a long, creative piece to tell this story, but sometimes I think it is best to just write things in a boring, just-the-facts manner. So, here it goes: … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing
Tagged BBB, BlogHer, Dockers, free round-trip, JCPenney, TLC Marketing
86 Comments
Lame Excuse to Show Photos of French Women in Their Underwear on a Friday Afternoon
Be careful when making love to a French chick cause their tits could poke your eye out. The latest from Paris: the doily draped over the ass. Hey lady, take off the blindfold. You forgot to put your clothes on! … Continue reading
What Blogger Women Say / What Real Women Say
What blogger women say: 1) The most important thing about a man is a sense of humor. 2) Be who you are. Wear two different color socks. It is part of your charm! 3) I want a man who listens … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Men and Women
Tagged appearance, clothing, sex appeal, success, wealth
36 Comments
Mommybloggers: The Next Generation
(OK pre-post information — just so there isn’t confusion with readers. The LA Times article about the cheerleaders is real, as are the quotes in italics. Everything else is made up, including the stuff about the mother and cheerleader daughter … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet
Tagged influencers, marketing, mommyblogging
18 Comments
A Little Anorexia is Hot
I’m beginning to think that magazines intentionally choose articles to make their readers feel insecure, buy their magazine, and eat up the products advertised in the current issue. (I’m sure some blogs do the same thing) A few days ago, … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Men and Women
Tagged Amanda Fortini, anorexia, Elle, insecurity, weight issues
52 Comments
My Wii Story
Have you guys tried Wii yet? It is totally different than any other video game. It is so much, much more! Here is my Wii story and how I got involved with the nice people at Nintendo – I was … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet, Products
Tagged contests, marketing, My Wii Story, Nintendo, Wii
81 Comments
Not Saving the Rainforests
I might as well end the week with another tale of assertiveness gone wild. Sophia has a cold, so I went to Whole Foods to buy some chicken soup. It must be “Green” month at Whole Foods because at … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Life in General
Tagged assertiveness, charity, rainforest, Whole Foods
42 Comments
Vote for Me… Or Else
I woke up this morning and saw a large manila package outside our door. I opened the door, still in my underwear, and took it. It was for Sophia. Since she was still sleeping, I took the initiative to open … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged awards, election, Los Angeles, Miramax, SAG
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