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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Monthly Archives: November 2011
Announcing the Sixth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert!
It is Thanksgiving time, and you know what that means. Santa arrives at the end of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Boxes of ornaments appear from dusty basements. Even the 99% and the 1% put aside their differences, … Continue reading
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The Stamp on the Envelope
My friend, Veronica, is trying to single-handedly save the United States Postal Service by participating in Etsy’s 52 Weeks of Mail. Each week she sends a handwritten note to a friend of family member. Do you remember the last time … Continue reading
My Life as a Short Man Fraud
The year was 2005. A female friend was dating a guy that she liked, but ended up breaking up with him. Why? Because he was short. I called her an idiot for being so superficial, and wrote a post on … Continue reading
Paradigm Shift
I want you to read my post. I want you to buy my book. I want you to vote for me in a contest. I want you to come to my seminar. I want you to help my friend in … Continue reading
The Shoulder
The shoulder is the Mason-Dixon line of a woman’s body. North and South. To the North are her wide eyes and the gentle face, as innocent as a child’s. To the South lies the lusty flesh that is only seen … Continue reading
Bad Timing
This morning, I wrote a post badmouthing Babble, the popular parenting site, saying that their controversial Babble Lists, which rank parent bloggers, was bad for the blogosphere. This afternoon, Babble was bought by the Disney Corporation for 40 million dollars. … Continue reading
The Teaser
The Fifth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert! — December 18, 2011 Official sign-up begins on Thanksgiving Day.
Ten Things Not to Say to Your Child-Free Blogging Friends
1. Sure it is sad that your mother was just run over by a 25 ton truck, but always remember that there will never be anything as tragic in this world as a mother losing her baby. 2. … Continue reading



