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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Monthly Archives: May 2011
A Week of Photos
This week was one of my most pleasurable weeks online that I’ve had in a long time. I had fun. I played around on Instagram, an easy-to-use photo social media app that is on my phone, taking random photos of … Continue reading
Weird Sunday Morning, Queens
There are some days that that you know will just turn out weirder than others. I predict that today will be a very weird day. It is 10:30 in the morning. Sunday. I’m sitting on a park bench in Kissena … Continue reading
Best Advice For Men EVER
Early to bed, early to rise, Makes a man boring until he dies, Eat the best food, f*ck all the night, Wear comfortable shoes before a long flight.
Stuck on Page Ten of My Memoir
I’ve read a couple of terrific memoirs written by YOU over the last few months. I’ve enjoyed them tremendously. But something about the genre makes me uncomfortable, particularly when I wonder if have the ability to write my own memoir. … Continue reading
Dear Neilochka, Mr. Internet Etiquette
For the longest time, I’ve wanted to be of some service to my friends. I want to give back to the community, to share some of my online experiences to help you learn. But what can I teach you … Continue reading
If Egg Dishes Were Like Women
If egg dishes were like women, scrambled eggs would be the practical one, the strong-willed and hardy tomboy who grew up on a Texas ranch and knows how to rope a steer as well as any cowboy. Sunnyside-up eggs would … Continue reading
Kissing
Kissing a woman, the taste of sweet wine on her lips, my hands on her full breasts feeling her heat, is knowing the presence of God. Like Moses at the Burning Bush, the voice appears in the fire.
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“The Ride” with Marinka
(via iphone3) I’m beginning to understand why I never get any PR companies asking me to attend blogging events. It not because I’m not a parent. It’s because I am bad in writing reviews of blogging events. I’m … Continue reading
How I Felt Today
Recently, I asked a blogger why she kept on writing every day online. She said that she wrote as a personal record for her children. I like that idea. Why have I never thought about that, if not for my … Continue reading
Interview with Emily
Success as a published writer is possible. Currently, I am reading the terrific “Planting Dandelions: Field Notes from a Semi-Domesticated Life” from long-time blogging friend, Kyran Pittman. As talented a wordsmith as Kyran is, even she will tell … Continue reading



