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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Monthly Archives: January 2011
The Importance of Sentence Structure in the “Date Question”
In some ways, I know less about “dating” now than I did in high school. I never dated in high school, so obviously, being young and stupid, I naturally assumed I understood it all. Now, after years of experience going … Continue reading
The Recipe for a Happy and Successful Man
Editor’s Note: I know this post is rather odd. Look at it as an experiment. Every man instinctively knows the recipe for a successful and happy life. The recipe is as simple as the easiest homemade mac-n-cheese or a basic … Continue reading
Storytelling and Ideology
I go to McDonald’s almost every day for a cup of coffee. There is one downstairs from my apartment building in Queens where I live, so it is convenient. McDonald’s coffee is cheap, pretty good, and the location has wireless. … Continue reading
The Obvious
It is so obvious. Really. I’m not sure why it has taken me so long to see it. Perhaps I wanted to be blind. To humanize everything. But every blog, every status update, every tweet that I read at three … Continue reading
The Silver Rule
I’m sure Martin Luther King Day is going to inspire many posts today, and each one will be different, and reflect the writer’s own interests, whether it be race relations, politics, or religion. Martin Luther King makes me think of … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, News and Politics
Tagged Martin Luther King, The Golden Rule, The Silver Rule
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The Sad Tale of the Golden Globes Award Tweet
As a professional writer, there is nothing worse than finding out that someone else has written material similar to your own, and has gotten his work to the marketplace before yours. This can make your own project die an early … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Pop Culture
Tagged Jennifer Love Hewitt, The Golden Globes Awards, Twitter
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Like “Jersey Boys” — The Movie
A movie version of my “Jersey Boys” post from December, starring me and my mother.
Posted in Life with My Parents, Music, Theater
Tagged Century Village, Frankie Valli, Jersey Boys, mothers, The Four Seasons
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Violent Language
Even if Sarah Palin’s website didn’t cause Jared Loughner to go out and shoot Representative Gabrielle Gifford in this weekend’s horrific incident, few of us think Palin’s bulls-eye map was a very civilized way of making a political point. But … Continue reading
How to Change Multitask Into Milkshake In Three Easy Steps
One of the changes I want to make with my blog in 2011 is to use it more as a tool to help other online writers improve their workflow. As my circle of influential bloggers has grown, I have noticed … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet
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A Year in Recap: 2011
Have a Happy New Year! Written on December 27, 2011 at 9PM, via iPhone – Well, I guess it is that time of year again when we all write our 2011 yearly recaps. Let me just say for the record, … Continue reading



