Comments on: A Proof of the Existence of God

By: Headless Mom

Headless Mom — Mon, 10 May 2010 04:58:11 +0000

Oh my Neil. This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

I believe that is also the reason that we lose eyesight as we age. Heh.

By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Mon, 10 May 2010 04:52:25 +0000

Buwhahahahahaha. Absolute brilliance.

By: Slow Panic

Slow Panic — Sun, 09 May 2010 00:01:42 +0000

you are a genuis. and a total guy, no doubt about it.

By: Juli Ryan

Juli Ryan — Sat, 08 May 2010 20:07:05 +0000

It’s comforting to believe that some men always might find me attractive. But I think we all try to delude ourselves.

If we can believe in God, or love, or your penis, we have a coping mechanism that helps us escape the horrible reality of life.

By: Lojo

Lojo — Sat, 08 May 2010 18:44:45 +0000

I’m living the female version of your theory. Older and older men are attractive and today I was eyeing a man (boy, really) young enough to be my son and it didn’t creep me out. I like getting older with the expanding visual options. AND no pickled penis to trip over, just saggy boobs!

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 08 May 2010 16:47:32 +0000

Fixed it.

By: Finn

Finn — Sat, 08 May 2010 15:54:54 +0000

More sexier? I’m ashamed of you.

By: Kajahie

Kajahie — Sat, 08 May 2010 02:15:19 +0000

This explains a lot about men. Thank you.

By: V-Grrrl @ Compost Studios

V-Grrrl @ Compost Studios — Sat, 08 May 2010 01:30:53 +0000

Willie Nelson is 77. He made a comment in an interview about how he couldn’t believe he’d outlived his d*ck. I don’t think he believes in your God.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 07 May 2010 23:19:19 +0000

“How about after dinner we go back to my place, watch the last episode of Lost, and I’ll give you a blowjob you will never forget.” No woman in her twenties would ever say that.

Nope, back then it was let’s go watch Twin Peaks. On a sidenote, I never did like that show much.