Comments on: 99 Billion Served

By: Ginny

Ginny — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:38:18 +0000

“I curse you, God.” Um, if you’re sitting in a McDonald’s next to foul-mouthed teens looking for inspiration? Clearly, God cursed you first

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:13:49 +0000

Neil- Just finished speaking with God. He apologized for being busy. Apparently Oprah is going out with a bang and he is scheduled as her final interview.

As soon as he finishes he’ll be in touch.

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By: maribeth

maribeth — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:28:48 +0000

How many burgers would it take for a digital McDonald’s sign to say “Overflow Exception”?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:36:47 +0000

Awesome post. Although, I haven’t trusted McDonalds since they covertly assassinated Mayor McCheese, Grimace, Birdie the Early Bird, the Fry Kids and of course, the Hamburglar. These are people that will lie to you…they killed a Mayor and vigilantee’d a burger thief….bad people.

By: headbang8

headbang8 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:42:23 +0000

Apparently there are now more Subway outlets than McDonalds. But McDonalds makes more money. That’s an inspiration, of sorts.

By: Deb on the Rocks

Deb on the Rocks — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:40:30 +0000

Don’t give up on McDonalds. They just hit a midlife crisis, wondered if the endless increase of billions MATTERED anymore. This is a natural part of life. I’m in one myself. Sure, it’s not pretty to the outside world, but have faith, in McDonalds, in me, in yourself, in all of us will come out on the other side, better for our time in crisis. If only because the alternative sucks.

By: Her Bad Mother

Her Bad Mother — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:36:45 +0000

If life is like a McDonald’s hamburger, then I want to know where my f’ing cheese is. Also, bacon. Where’s my bacon? WHERE?

By: V-Grrrl @ Compost Studios

V-Grrrl @ Compost Studios — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:51:06 +0000

I think God wants you serve 99 billion. And forgive 70 times 7.

I’ve also noticed that God doesn’t speak when spoken too. He likes to initiate the conversaton. What’s up with that?

By: Evan Malater

Evan Malater — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:43:45 +0000

Hmmm, I think 99 billion is more compelling than 100 billion because it suggests that there is still a drama, a story, ie. will they do it? 100 billion is like ok, ho hum. McDonalds is trying to tell you a truth greater than the literal truth itself, you must recondider everything. The line about girls just wanna have fun in the torah was lol funny by the way.