The rules of etiquette are important to me.
Dirty laundry, we shouldn’t see.
Always close the bathroom door.
Pick up the bathmat from the floor.
Always dress in the nicest attire.
In case you have to run out during a fire.
But when I take my pen in hand,
I give myself a new demand.
To walk the house and show it all,
Strutting down the apartment hall.