Comments on: The Sexy Email Exchange

By: Loukia

Loukia — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:35:44 +0000

Oh so funny! I don’t want to say ‘cute’ because that would be so wrong… but… OMG… your mother calling you for dinner is just so funny! Because this sort of email exchange can be really fun, you know!

By: Liza S.

Liza S. — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:46:43 +0000

Mr.Penis.
This is a serious matter.
Get this man committed to the nearest mental institution immediately.
He is cramping your style.

By: Citizen of the Month » Searching for my Identity in a Queens McDonald’s

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:31:25 +0000

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By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:19:47 +0000

Hahahahaha! I love this post.

Did you mom at least cook a good dinner?

By: Ginger

Ginger — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:24:23 +0000

Three days passed until Neilochka remembered about the emails. Three days! Let me just repeat it to you to show you how pathetic this is — Some intelligent, hot babe WANTS to send horny emails back and forth with a man — even initiates it — and praises his lame-ass blog — and she tells him that HE TURNS HER ON — and he actually FORGETS about it for three days?!

I have dated (or attempted to date) other penis owners who are just like that! Evidently, this is a character trait that is more common than I realized.

Thank you, Neil’s Penis, for helping me to realize that sometimes men are just dense, slow, and even sometimes more airheaded than Jessica Simpson. This may have just revolutionized my entire dating life!

Neil’s Penis should consider his own talk show…something along the, ahem, vein of Dr. Phil.

By: gathering.dust

gathering.dust — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:48:38 +0000

your penis makes me laugh hysterically.

generally that’s not a good thing, but i think this is an exception.

By: lisa

lisa — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:18:10 +0000

Oh sexy emails. I remember those…then phone sex..mmmmm…then, and then….I married him!!! Can you believe that? And it’s more perfect than anything ever! And yes, we still have sex. Isn’t life wonderful? Don’t worry, Neil’s penis. There is still hope. It took us 11 years.

By: Dana

Dana — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:02:32 +0000

Say you want to stick your face in her party?

Her pantry?

Her pouty?

Her poultry? (Eeeeeeew.)

Her prissy?

Her prowly?

Her punky?

Her prawny?

What, Neil. What?

By: formerlyfun

formerlyfun — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:57:05 +0000

Dear Neil’s Penis,
It may be frustrating for you that Neil requires antiquated things like photos, and hand holding, and shared consumption of Dancing with the Stars but he’s concerned with your long-term happiness too.

Right now he probably needs to let the dust settle and figure out what happens next. I’m sure somewhere in the not too distant future, he will meet someone, and after sometime, (he will probably not be living with his mother)when they’ve talked over Chinese, lent each other books and shared a few neurosis, he will tenetively let you come out and play.

Until then, you will have to be satisfied with the amusing yourself with things like Tina Fey’s upcoming guest appearance on SNL. I’m guessing she’ll have the glasses on.

By: Links We Love

Links We Love — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:00:59 +0000

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