Comments on: What I Can Teach Neil About Making a Women Really Really Happy!

By: things i’ve never done « other leah

things i’ve never done « other leah — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 04:36:01 +0000

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By: things i’ve never done « daily piglet

things i’ve never done « daily piglet — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:01:03 +0000

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the longest post in the history of long posts, WITH PRIZES! « daily piglet — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:08:34 +0000

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By: headbang8

headbang8 — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:53:09 +0000

By the way, Happiness 301 is the same as Happiness 201, except it’s not my couch, but our couch.

The coursework for a Major in Happiness consists entirely of teaching Happiness 101.

By: headbang8

headbang8 — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:25:35 +0000

My ass is warm. My feet are dry. There’s a cup of coffee in my hand. I’m happy. I passed Happiness 101.

There’s a handsome Japanese man on my couch, watching the Women’s Maathon, probably having a quick snooze because he didn’t sleep well last night. I make him a cup of tea, and he smiles. That’s Happiness 201.

Problems arise when candidates attempt Happiness 201 before they pass Happiness 101.

By: Fear and Parenting i

Fear and Parenting i — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:15:58 +0000

This is fabulous. I’ve been trying to get this through my mom’s head for years. No one is more responsible for your happiness than you. Well done!

By: piglet

piglet — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:39:57 +0000

my god that is a great post! i love wanda sykes very, very much.

i almost fell off of my chair with this gem, “having dirty homosexual lesbian lady gay sex”

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:06:30 +0000

Perfection.

Neil — thanks for introducing us to these bloggers!

By: Pamela Detlor

Pamela Detlor — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:09:23 +0000

M&M’s and dames – this is the meaning of life! Great piece! Honest and it made me laugh

Thanks,
Pamela

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:40:17 +0000

What this looks like to me is that some guy got tired of wearing a rubber and wanted to prove to his girlfriend that really, in the end, it was going to benefit her

That’s completely the wrong approach. The right approach is a bit different. He should have mentioned the Mayo Clinic study that proves that swallowing speeds up the female metabolism, allowing you to eat whatever you want without any weight gain at all.

In the end everyone benefits. The women find themselves with a svelte new body and the men enjoy the benefits of making a woman happy.