Comments on: California, Here I Come!

By: HRH @ June Cleaver Nirvana

HRH @ June Cleaver Nirvana — Sun, 18 May 2008 01:36:01 +0000

I’d like a wife.

By: Jody

Jody — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:12:20 +0000

Is it me or does it look like the song is dubbed? The words and the lips just don’t match up.

By: LA bloggers reactions to gay marriage ruling « California Faultline

LA bloggers reactions to gay marriage ruling « California Faultline — Fri, 16 May 2008 08:12:59 +0000

[...] “Think how simple life can be – man and man. No more fighting over doing the dishes. We just won’t do the dishes! We’ll eat at Taco Bell every night. All this eating out will also have a positive influence on the economy!” -Citizen of the Month [...]

By: Pumpkin

Pumpkin — Fri, 16 May 2008 08:11:24 +0000

Maybe it is the “kind” of woman you are are attracted to that is the problem.

I don’t really fit into your idea of what a woman is. I am not into material things at all and it is my husband that doesn’t want to drive while I do that to him because of a possible accident!!!!!

So, I suggest you search for a sexy and intelligent but down to earth kind of girl that likes to have fun. A woman that is not so complicated.

By: AnnieH

AnnieH — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:27:56 +0000

Dude. Who gets the remote control??

By: TC

TC — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:38:57 +0000

My husband laughed hysterically at this post, and nodded his head emphatically at the Santa Monica Freeway reference. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go kill him now.

By: Memarie Lane

Memarie Lane — Thu, 15 May 2008 23:43:50 +0000

As someone who used to room with a gay man I’m sorry to inform you that you’d get all the same stuff with a man as with a woman. In fact, Stephen in a shoe store was scary indeed.

By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 15 May 2008 22:09:02 +0000

You’re swimming upstream in mud, Neilochka. Women do not expect that men will act like salivating Pavlovian dogs, it is simply a fact of your testerone-laden nature. Become one with your nature, Neil. Know that you will never escape the supple valleys, sweet temptations, and beautiful depths of women. Ever.

Your obviously higher learning should help not only your vocabulary, which is superb by the way, but your acceptance of natural facts.

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:38:51 +0000

Jane — that’s exactly what I’m talking about. You know what buttons to push. Mentioning “bosom” and “soft,” expecting us to act like Pavlovian dogs. But if men just stick together and avoid listening to the songs of the Sirens… we can avoid the Temptation.

By the way, have you notice that in one day, I’ve used phrases such as Pavlovian, Temptation, Sirens, Lysistrata, and Mata Hari? Did I go to college OR WHAT!

By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:32:41 +0000

Well, news flash for ya, Neil. Men are no better at giving oral sex on the Santa Monica Hwy. I remember this from my early bisexual days. In fact, most just refuse with lame excuses about insurance costs and possible deadly accidents.

As for the money, let me tell ya… a pair of Jimmy Choo’s is a hell of a lot cheaper than a 456 piece tool set or power boat or jet ski. Men like their toys. They are just not the RIGHT toys.

Finally, no brand of vodka — or even scented candles — can make up for a house that reeks of dirty dishes and an unclean bathroom.

Besides, not only do women smell nice, we also FEEL nice. A man’s pecs, no matter how well-developed, can never compete with the soft, delicious cradle of our bosoms.