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	<title>Comments on: Why You All Suck Compared to My Mother</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles (well, New York now).  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ginormous Boobs</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-225034</link>
		<dc:creator>Ginormous Boobs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 01:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mom's are the best. I would never know when it's time to change the clocks back/forward unless my mom called the night before and told me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mom&#8217;s are the best. I would never know when it&#8217;s time to change the clocks back/forward unless my mom called the night before and told me.</p>
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		<title>By: mp</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224620</link>
		<dc:creator>mp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She didn't give you her IM?wtf?  Is she following you on twitter? Did she send a care package? 

I love mom's. I'm 41 and if I have the sniffles she wants to send "daddy to get me some medicine".. I have a husband and my daddy is 88.. 

LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She didn&#8217;t give you her IM?wtf?  Is she following you on twitter? Did she send a care package? </p>
<p>I love mom&#8217;s. I&#8217;m 41 and if I have the sniffles she wants to send &#8220;daddy to get me some medicine&#8221;.. I have a husband and my daddy is 88.. </p>
<p>LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224521</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am, thanks.  And I did call my Mom.  And Passover will be over soon.  I hope you're enjoying your holiday and matzoh brei.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am, thanks.  And I did call my Mom.  And Passover will be over soon.  I hope you&#8217;re enjoying your holiday and matzoh brei.</p>
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		<title>By: TorontoPearl</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224519</link>
		<dc:creator>TorontoPearl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Due to Passover,I had to "pass over" reading your blog and commenting any earlier.
It is quite clear, Neil, that your mother wanted you to contact her. Did you? HUH???
Jewish guilt never hurt anyone.
Hope you're feeling better by now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to Passover,I had to &#8220;pass over&#8221; reading your blog and commenting any earlier.<br />
It is quite clear, Neil, that your mother wanted you to contact her. Did you? HUH???<br />
Jewish guilt never hurt anyone.<br />
Hope you&#8217;re feeling better by now.</p>
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		<title>By: HRH @ June Cleaver Nirvana</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224516</link>
		<dc:creator>HRH @ June Cleaver Nirvana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I can say is that I hope you called her.  You don't want to get that level of concern mad at you...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I can say is that I hope you called her.  You don&#8217;t want to get that level of concern mad at you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: just the three of us ladies</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224512</link>
		<dc:creator>just the three of us ladies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my mom would just ask me if I prayed about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my mom would just ask me if I prayed about it.</p>
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		<title>By: piglet</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224463</link>
		<dc:creator>piglet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i'm interviewing for new moms, due to the fact that my madre lacked these nurturing qualities.  your mom appears to be a good candidate.  the plus side of this is that my son gets all that special mothering i never received and in my madre's words, "you treat that boy like he's jesus christ" like it was a bad thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m interviewing for new moms, due to the fact that my madre lacked these nurturing qualities.  your mom appears to be a good candidate.  the plus side of this is that my son gets all that special mothering i never received and in my madre&#8217;s words, &#8220;you treat that boy like he&#8217;s jesus christ&#8221; like it was a bad thing.</p>
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224457</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah well can your mom make a tasty tray of cinnamon chocolate chip cookies? humm, humm, hummm?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah well can your mom make a tasty tray of cinnamon chocolate chip cookies? humm, humm, hummm?</p>
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		<title>By: Violet The Verbose</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/04/24/why-you-all-suck-compared-to-my-mother/#comment-224456</link>
		<dc:creator>Violet The Verbose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awwwwwwwww, that is so sweet.  Can I borrow your mom too?  'Cause I go to great lengths not to tell my mom when anybody at my house is sick (and we've been the House of Plague since November) because she freaks out at me and tells me it's awful and basically makes it sound like it's all my fault.  Sigh.  You've got it good.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awwwwwwwww, that is so sweet.  Can I borrow your mom too?  &#8216;Cause I go to great lengths not to tell my mom when anybody at my house is sick (and we&#8217;ve been the House of Plague since November) because she freaks out at me and tells me it&#8217;s awful and basically makes it sound like it&#8217;s all my fault.  Sigh.  You&#8217;ve got it good.</p>
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		<title>By: Ariel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ariel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You mean your mother is on e-mail and cares? Sheesh... can I borrow her please? The most mine can manage is a one-liner without punctuation or space called "news" and berating me sternly [this is just one line, remember, so eahc word must pack a punch] about not having been in touch. I am insanely jealous as well as a lonely, neglected only child. Get well soon Neil, as I take it this post means you are ailing somewhat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You mean your mother is on e-mail and cares? Sheesh&#8230; can I borrow her please? The most mine can manage is a one-liner without punctuation or space called &#8220;news&#8221; and berating me sternly [this is just one line, remember, so eahc word must pack a punch] about not having been in touch. I am insanely jealous as well as a lonely, neglected only child. Get well soon Neil, as I take it this post means you are ailing somewhat.</p>
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