Citizen of the Month

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was a blogger who ate a taco at 2AM
Bad for your REM, at 2AM
He ate the taco cause he couldn’t sleep
And then the punishment he did reap
He thought of sex and love and writing
And why he and Sophia had been fighting
He thought of having a bit more tact
Not writing about his c*ck so matter of fact,
He tossed and turned and took a deep sigh
And then he remembered he’s “a typical guy.”

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Tags: insomnia, sleep, worry

13 Comments so far

You, Neil, are NOT typical.

Damn tacos!

If this wasn’t so darn funny I’d be really pissed off at you for getting that song stuck in my head.

Damn, now it’s going to be there all day, through eight hours of sixth-grade flute lessons.

You should’ve emailed me. I was up late last night! I really need to turn on my im more!

I’ve always loved that song. And there’s nothing wrong with tacos at 2 AM. That’s when I usually have them.

How is it that I opened this article up, and the first thing that jumped out at me was the phrase “woman who swallowed”?

Try eating a Del Taco macho burrito at 4 am.

I agree with Heidi, you are not typical and believe me I know typical :-).

Uh, just what kind of “taco” were you eating at 2 a.m.?

Haw haw haw haw!

well…2am your time was 5 o’clock somewhere. oh wait…that is a drinking thing…not an eating a taco thing.

oh well. sorry i’m no help.

he was such a master with words and rhyme, no wonder he called himself a doctor, or maybe he wasn’t?, but that makes me want to see the new movie.
(should have washed that taco down with a pepto)

a taco at that time is a bold choice…I’m more a pie girl myself…

Copycat.

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