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	<title>Comments on: How I Learned to Love Body Scrub</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles.  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 00:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Rob O.</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-223717</link>
		<dc:creator>Rob O.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course, you're still a rank amateur until you've tried &lt;strong&gt;pesto body scrub&lt;/strong&gt;!  But you'll want to watch where ya go with those pine nuts.  I'm just saying... 

But y'know, none of us want to end up looking like Keith Richards or Willy Nelson.  So, sure, ya moisturize a little.  Well, you've gotta take care of the 'do, so ya use a little of your wife's fancy hair conditioner.  And of course, you don't wanna snag your lady with those nasty tree-climbers, so you venture off and get a pedi.  Next thing you know, you're wondering...

&lt;a href="http://www.2dolphins.com/2007/06/me-metrosexual.html" title="Click here to read my &#34;Me, Metrosexual?&#34; blog post on 2Dolphins.com." rel="nofollow"&gt;Are we ALL turning metrosexual?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course, you&#8217;re still a rank amateur until you&#8217;ve tried <strong>pesto body scrub</strong>!  But you&#8217;ll want to watch where ya go with those pine nuts.  I&#8217;m just saying&#8230; </p>
<p>But y&#8217;know, none of us want to end up looking like Keith Richards or Willy Nelson.  So, sure, ya moisturize a little.  Well, you&#8217;ve gotta take care of the &#8216;do, so ya use a little of your wife&#8217;s fancy hair conditioner.  And of course, you don&#8217;t wanna snag your lady with those nasty tree-climbers, so you venture off and get a pedi.  Next thing you know, you&#8217;re wondering&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.2dolphins.com/2007/06/me-metrosexual.html" title="Click here to read my &quot;Me, Metrosexual?&quot; blog post on 2Dolphins.com." rel="nofollow">Are we ALL turning metrosexual?</a></p>
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		<title>By: teahouseblossom</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222397</link>
		<dc:creator>teahouseblossom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yay for body scrub!!

If there isn't any available, you can always try rubbing crushed glass on your body.  Very exfoliating as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay for body scrub!!</p>
<p>If there isn&#8217;t any available, you can always try rubbing crushed glass on your body.  Very exfoliating as well.</p>
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		<title>By: Artful Kisser</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222396</link>
		<dc:creator>Artful Kisser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow. The Cowboy commented on your blog!I'm gobsmacked.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. The Cowboy commented on your blog!I&#8217;m gobsmacked.</p>
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		<title>By: better safe than sorry</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222394</link>
		<dc:creator>better safe than sorry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>glad to read you had a good birthday.
my husband and son both use assorted body scrubs, there are lots of different ones available here, you must have the same choices there.  we haven't had a bar of soap in our house for years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>glad to read you had a good birthday.<br />
my husband and son both use assorted body scrubs, there are lots of different ones available here, you must have the same choices there.  we haven&#8217;t had a bar of soap in our house for years.</p>
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		<title>By: Stacey</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222391</link>
		<dc:creator>Stacey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Captain refuses to use my body scrub if we run out of soap. He says shampoo does the job just as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Captain refuses to use my body scrub if we run out of soap. He says shampoo does the job just as well.</p>
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		<title>By: links for 2008-03-11 &#124; Flamingo House Happenings</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222390</link>
		<dc:creator>links for 2008-03-11 &#124; Flamingo House Happenings</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Citizen of the Month » How I Learned to Love Body Scrub (tags: gender homophobia bodyscrub) [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Citizen of the Month » How I Learned to Love Body Scrub (tags: gender homophobia bodyscrub) [...]</p>
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		<title>By: gorillabuns</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222388</link>
		<dc:creator>gorillabuns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't know if I will be allowed to comment on your blog anymore with all your Star-power commenters in attendance.

Also - I like a man who scrubs away their ashy business.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know if I will be allowed to comment on your blog anymore with all your Star-power commenters in attendance.</p>
<p>Also - I like a man who scrubs away their ashy business.</p>
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		<title>By: natalie</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222387</link>
		<dc:creator>natalie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what?  a village person!  now if only someone from ABBA would comment on your blog...well then...you would truly be my hero.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what?  a village person!  now if only someone from ABBA would comment on your blog&#8230;well then&#8230;you would truly be my hero.</p>
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		<title>By: Heidi</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222386</link>
		<dc:creator>Heidi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"And Heidi — Time Warner has been having “so many problems” with our area’s reception, that later that day, they sent two guys! What does that mean?"

Listen, we all know Sophia ia hot.  Just keep an eye out, is all I'm sayin'.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;And Heidi — Time Warner has been having “so many problems” with our area’s reception, that later that day, they sent two guys! What does that mean?&#8221;</p>
<p>Listen, we all know Sophia ia hot.  Just keep an eye out, is all I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Fabulous</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/03/09/how-i-learned-to-love-using-body-scrub/#comment-222385</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fabulous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Be proud, my friend.  I am a huge ABBA fan. In fact, I like most of the songs in that list.

We are not so different, you and I.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be proud, my friend.  I am a huge ABBA fan. In fact, I like most of the songs in that list.</p>
<p>We are not so different, you and I.</p>
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