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	<title>Comments on: You Can&#8217;t Spell Happiness without Penis</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles.  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 20:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Lazy Grab Bag of BS &#124; bookfraud</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221565</link>
		<dc:creator>Lazy Grab Bag of BS &#124; bookfraud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] want to tell Neil of the otherwise fabulous Citizen of the Month blog that a certain post of a few days ago has pretty much come close to ruining my [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] want to tell Neil of the otherwise fabulous Citizen of the Month blog that a certain post of a few days ago has pretty much come close to ruining my [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Nichelle</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221466</link>
		<dc:creator>Nichelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Always go for the laugh even at your expense!

Have you heard Scott Paulson Bryant who wrote a book that came out in 2006 call "Hung"?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Always go for the laugh even at your expense!</p>
<p>Have you heard Scott Paulson Bryant who wrote a book that came out in 2006 call &#8220;Hung&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221458</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ironically, I found this article from this website that lists Josh as someone who women tend to view as "small."

from:   http://ayearinthesexlife.com/?p=14

Big news for men named Dave

By A Year In The Sex Life Staff on Feb 22, 2008 in news, polls

From The Sun.

WOMEN think blokes called Dave are the best-endowed, a poll reveals.

But the name Ray conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.

Girls were asked to list the monikers which sounded most — and least — likely to belong to a well-packaged man.

John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com which questioned 1,000 British women for the survey, said: “It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed.”

BIG NAMES: 1 Dave; 2 Paul; 3 Steve; 4 James; 5 Mark; 6 Robert; 7 Chris; 8 Andy; 9 Richard; 10 Dan.

SMALL NAMES: 1 Ray; 2 Brian; 3 Nigel; 4 Frank; 5 Keith; 6 Jeremy; 7 Josh; 8 Barry; 9 Dennis; 10 Nick.

&lt;strong&gt;Poor Josh.  Better he never travel to the UK.&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ironically, I found this article from this website that lists Josh as someone who women tend to view as &#8220;small.&#8221;</p>
<p>from:   <a href="http://ayearinthesexlife.com/?p=14" rel="nofollow">http://ayearinthesexlife.com/?p=14</a></p>
<p>Big news for men named Dave</p>
<p>By A Year In The Sex Life Staff on Feb 22, 2008 in news, polls</p>
<p>From The Sun.</p>
<p>WOMEN think blokes called Dave are the best-endowed, a poll reveals.</p>
<p>But the name Ray conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.</p>
<p>Girls were asked to list the monikers which sounded most — and least — likely to belong to a well-packaged man.</p>
<p>John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com which questioned 1,000 British women for the survey, said: “It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed.”</p>
<p>BIG NAMES: 1 Dave; 2 Paul; 3 Steve; 4 James; 5 Mark; 6 Robert; 7 Chris; 8 Andy; 9 Richard; 10 Dan.</p>
<p>SMALL NAMES: 1 Ray; 2 Brian; 3 Nigel; 4 Frank; 5 Keith; 6 Jeremy; 7 Josh; 8 Barry; 9 Dennis; 10 Nick.</p>
<p><strong>Poor Josh.  Better he never travel to the UK.</strong></p>
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		<title>By: Noel</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221452</link>
		<dc:creator>Noel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would Details lie like that?  Josh &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; his real name.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would Details lie like that?  Josh <i>is</i> his real name.</p>
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		<title>By: V-Grrrl</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221447</link>
		<dc:creator>V-Grrrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Freud was right? This is why I'm depressed and prone to feeling inadequate. Something's missing in my life. Something's missing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Freud was right? This is why I&#8217;m depressed and prone to feeling inadequate. Something&#8217;s missing in my life. Something&#8217;s missing.</p>
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		<title>By: Marie</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221430</link>
		<dc:creator>Marie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe what you really need is a huge URL?

http://hugeurl.com/

You don't have to worry about me coming after you, I have too many penises clamoring for attention as it is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe what you really need is a huge URL?</p>
<p><a href="http://hugeurl.com/" rel="nofollow">http://hugeurl.com/</a></p>
<p>You don&#8217;t have to worry about me coming after you, I have too many penises clamoring for attention as it is.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought we stopped calling them hobos in 1930?  

And why couldn't we learn Josh's real name?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought we stopped calling them hobos in 1930?  </p>
<p>And why couldn&#8217;t we learn Josh&#8217;s real name?</p>
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		<title>By: bookfraud</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221403</link>
		<dc:creator>bookfraud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thanks for tapping into my greatest fears, neil. now my wife will kick me out, take josh in, and rise to unfathomable levels of sexual ecstasy, all courtesy of josh's humongous member.

&lt;i&gt;“If it weren’t for his cock, he’d be a hobo riding the trains around the country...&lt;/i&gt; yeah, i had the same thought, too.

if it's only his giant schlong that's keeping him from destitution, there's something seriously wrong with this country. and i think it's dudes who are taking him into their apartments.

go for the subliminal joke that will drive women wild.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks for tapping into my greatest fears, neil. now my wife will kick me out, take josh in, and rise to unfathomable levels of sexual ecstasy, all courtesy of josh&#8217;s humongous member.</p>
<p><i>“If it weren’t for his cock, he’d be a hobo riding the trains around the country&#8230;</i> yeah, i had the same thought, too.</p>
<p>if it&#8217;s only his giant schlong that&#8217;s keeping him from destitution, there&#8217;s something seriously wrong with this country. and i think it&#8217;s dudes who are taking him into their apartments.</p>
<p>go for the subliminal joke that will drive women wild.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221402</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Miss Britt -- SF Marriott, Fisherman's Wharf, Room 915</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miss Britt &#8212; SF Marriott, Fisherman&#8217;s Wharf, Room 915</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Britt</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/#comment-221401</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss Britt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Neil, ignore the haters.

I'm totally going to BlogHer to get laid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neil, ignore the haters.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m totally going to BlogHer to get laid.</p>
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