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	<title>Comments on: You Can&#8217;t Spell Happiness without Penis</title>
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		<title>By: Lazy Grab Bag of BS &#124; bookfraud</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221565</link>
		<dc:creator>Lazy Grab Bag of BS &#124; bookfraud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] want to tell Neil of the otherwise fabulous Citizen of the Month blog that a certain post of a few days ago has pretty much come close to ruining my [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] want to tell Neil of the otherwise fabulous Citizen of the Month blog that a certain post of a few days ago has pretty much come close to ruining my [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Nichelle</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221466</link>
		<dc:creator>Nichelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Always go for the laugh even at your expense!

Have you heard Scott Paulson Bryant who wrote a book that came out in 2006 call &quot;Hung&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Always go for the laugh even at your expense!</p>
<p>Have you heard Scott Paulson Bryant who wrote a book that came out in 2006 call &#8220;Hung&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221458</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ironically, I found this article from this website that lists Josh as someone who women tend to view as &quot;small.&quot;

from:   http://ayearinthesexlife.com/?p=14

Big news for men named Dave

By A Year In The Sex Life Staff on Feb 22, 2008 in news, polls

From The Sun.

WOMEN think blokes called Dave are the best-endowed, a poll reveals.

But the name Ray conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.

Girls were asked to list the monikers which sounded most — and least — likely to belong to a well-packaged man.

John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com which questioned 1,000 British women for the survey, said: “It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed.”

BIG NAMES: 1 Dave; 2 Paul; 3 Steve; 4 James; 5 Mark; 6 Robert; 7 Chris; 8 Andy; 9 Richard; 10 Dan.

SMALL NAMES: 1 Ray; 2 Brian; 3 Nigel; 4 Frank; 5 Keith; 6 Jeremy; 7 Josh; 8 Barry; 9 Dennis; 10 Nick.

&lt;strong&gt;Poor Josh.  Better he never travel to the UK.&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ironically, I found this article from this website that lists Josh as someone who women tend to view as &#8220;small.&#8221;</p>
<p>from:   <a href="http://ayearinthesexlife.com/?p=14" rel="nofollow">http://ayearinthesexlife.com/?p=14</a></p>
<p>Big news for men named Dave</p>
<p>By A Year In The Sex Life Staff on Feb 22, 2008 in news, polls</p>
<p>From The Sun.</p>
<p>WOMEN think blokes called Dave are the best-endowed, a poll reveals.</p>
<p>But the name Ray conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.</p>
<p>Girls were asked to list the monikers which sounded most — and least — likely to belong to a well-packaged man.</p>
<p>John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com which questioned 1,000 British women for the survey, said: “It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed.”</p>
<p>BIG NAMES: 1 Dave; 2 Paul; 3 Steve; 4 James; 5 Mark; 6 Robert; 7 Chris; 8 Andy; 9 Richard; 10 Dan.</p>
<p>SMALL NAMES: 1 Ray; 2 Brian; 3 Nigel; 4 Frank; 5 Keith; 6 Jeremy; 7 Josh; 8 Barry; 9 Dennis; 10 Nick.</p>
<p><strong>Poor Josh.  Better he never travel to the UK.</strong></p>
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		<title>By: Noel</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221452</link>
		<dc:creator>Noel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would Details lie like that?  Josh &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; his real name.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would Details lie like that?  Josh <i>is</i> his real name.</p>
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		<title>By: V-Grrrl</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221447</link>
		<dc:creator>V-Grrrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Freud was right? This is why I&#039;m depressed and prone to feeling inadequate. Something&#039;s missing in my life. Something&#039;s missing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Freud was right? This is why I&#8217;m depressed and prone to feeling inadequate. Something&#8217;s missing in my life. Something&#8217;s missing.</p>
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		<title>By: Marie</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221430</link>
		<dc:creator>Marie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe what you really need is a huge URL?

http://hugeurl.com/

You don&#039;t have to worry about me coming after you, I have too many penises clamoring for attention as it is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe what you really need is a huge URL?</p>
<p><a href="http://hugeurl.com/" rel="nofollow">http://hugeurl.com/</a></p>
<p>You don&#8217;t have to worry about me coming after you, I have too many penises clamoring for attention as it is.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221404</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought we stopped calling them hobos in 1930?  

And why couldn&#039;t we learn Josh&#039;s real name?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought we stopped calling them hobos in 1930?  </p>
<p>And why couldn&#8217;t we learn Josh&#8217;s real name?</p>
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		<title>By: bookfraud</title>
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		<dc:creator>bookfraud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thanks for tapping into my greatest fears, neil. now my wife will kick me out, take josh in, and rise to unfathomable levels of sexual ecstasy, all courtesy of josh&#039;s humongous member.

&lt;i&gt;“If it weren’t for his cock, he’d be a hobo riding the trains around the country...&lt;/i&gt; yeah, i had the same thought, too.

if it&#039;s only his giant schlong that&#039;s keeping him from destitution, there&#039;s something seriously wrong with this country. and i think it&#039;s dudes who are taking him into their apartments.

go for the subliminal joke that will drive women wild.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks for tapping into my greatest fears, neil. now my wife will kick me out, take josh in, and rise to unfathomable levels of sexual ecstasy, all courtesy of josh&#8217;s humongous member.</p>
<p><i>“If it weren’t for his cock, he’d be a hobo riding the trains around the country&#8230;</i> yeah, i had the same thought, too.</p>
<p>if it&#8217;s only his giant schlong that&#8217;s keeping him from destitution, there&#8217;s something seriously wrong with this country. and i think it&#8217;s dudes who are taking him into their apartments.</p>
<p>go for the subliminal joke that will drive women wild.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221402</link>
		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Miss Britt -- SF Marriott, Fisherman&#039;s Wharf, Room 915</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miss Britt &#8212; SF Marriott, Fisherman&#8217;s Wharf, Room 915</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Britt</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/02/21/you-cant-spell-happiness-without-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-221401</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss Britt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Neil, ignore the haters.

I&#039;m totally going to BlogHer to get laid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neil, ignore the haters.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m totally going to BlogHer to get laid.</p>
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