Comments on: If I Was Married to Hellga from American Gladiators http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles. Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:25:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: madhatterie http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-225320 madhatterie Tue, 20 May 2008 02:46:05 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-225320 Strong and beautiful... She's a Goddess... Strong and beautiful… She’s a Goddess…

]]> By: Pants http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-220430 Pants Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:21:48 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-220430 My favorite thing about Helga is her shin guards. I think I should start wearing shin guards. My favorite thing about Helga is her shin guards. I think I should start wearing shin guards.

]]> By: Loralee http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219997 Loralee Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:56:39 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219997 Good God. That woman could break me in half with one pinky. Good God. That woman could break me in half with one pinky.

]]> By: the slackmistress http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219925 the slackmistress Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:05:04 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219925 I actually know her - or knew her, EXTREMELY tangentially - through a couple of WT newsgroups on Usenet and a womens' weight training list. And we share teh same masseuse, who used to try to get us together. She is an extremely sweet girl. But female BB'ers, well, that's a whole 'nuther thing entirely. I had NO idea she was Hellga. Weird. I actually know her - or knew her, EXTREMELY tangentially - through a couple of WT newsgroups on Usenet and a womens’ weight training list. And we share teh same masseuse, who used to try to get us together.

She is an extremely sweet girl. But female BB’ers, well, that’s a whole ‘nuther thing entirely.

I had NO idea she was Hellga. Weird.

]]> By: Pearl http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219918 Pearl Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:48:11 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219918 You wouldn't get away with calling this Amazon woman a midget, would you, Neil?! You wouldn’t get away with calling this Amazon woman a midget, would you, Neil?!

]]> By: blackbird http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219909 blackbird Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:37:26 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219909 You'd take out the damn garbage, wouldn't you? You’d take out the damn garbage, wouldn’t you?

]]> By: Angella http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219895 Angella Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:29:15 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219895 She scares me! She could easily snap me like a twig! She scares me!

She could easily snap me like a twig!

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219894 Jennifer Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:26:34 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219894 Neil, credit where credit is due, you HAVE to be the most versatile blogger on the planet. Helga. Sounds like a good name for an alter-ego. Mine or yours, I'm not sure which. ;-) Neil, credit where credit is due, you HAVE to be the most versatile blogger on the planet.

Helga.

Sounds like a good name for an alter-ego. Mine or yours, I’m not sure which.
;-)

]]> By: Jack http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219891 Jack Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:17:19 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219891 She reminds me a bit of an old friend. If we stuck a blonde wig on him this is what he would look like. She reminds me a bit of an old friend. If we stuck a blonde wig on him this is what he would look like.

]]> By: sizzle http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219887 sizzle Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:55:27 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/29/if-i-was-married-to-helga-from-american-gladiators/#comment-219887 i'm frightened. i’m frightened.

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