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	<title>Comments on: If I Was Married to Hellga from American Gladiators</title>
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		<title>By: Johann Mgoqi (South Africa).</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johann Mgoqi (South Africa).</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 10:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Me and Helga are in love so don,t talk about her like that in front of me. Okay?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me and Helga are in love so don,t talk about her like that in front of me. Okay?</p>
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		<title>By: madhatterie</title>
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		<dc:creator>madhatterie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 02:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Strong and beautiful... She&#039;s a Goddess...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strong and beautiful&#8230; She&#8217;s a Goddess&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Pants</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My favorite thing about Helga is her shin guards. I think I should start wearing shin guards.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite thing about Helga is her shin guards. I think I should start wearing shin guards.</p>
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		<title>By: Loralee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Loralee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good God.  That woman could break me in half with one pinky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good God.  That woman could break me in half with one pinky.</p>
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		<title>By: the slackmistress</title>
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		<dc:creator>the slackmistress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually know her - or knew her, EXTREMELY tangentially - through a couple of WT newsgroups on Usenet and a womens&#039; weight training list.  And we share teh same masseuse, who used to try to get us together.

She is an extremely sweet girl.  But female BB&#039;ers, well, that&#039;s a whole &#039;nuther thing entirely.

I had NO idea she was Hellga.  Weird.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually know her &#8211; or knew her, EXTREMELY tangentially &#8211; through a couple of WT newsgroups on Usenet and a womens&#8217; weight training list.  And we share teh same masseuse, who used to try to get us together.</p>
<p>She is an extremely sweet girl.  But female BB&#8217;ers, well, that&#8217;s a whole &#8216;nuther thing entirely.</p>
<p>I had NO idea she was Hellga.  Weird.</p>
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		<title>By: Pearl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pearl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You wouldn&#039;t get away with calling this Amazon woman a midget, would you, Neil?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You wouldn&#8217;t get away with calling this Amazon woman a midget, would you, Neil?!</p>
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		<title>By: blackbird</title>
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		<dc:creator>blackbird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;d take out the damn garbage, wouldn&#039;t you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;d take out the damn garbage, wouldn&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>By: Angella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She scares me!

She could easily snap me like a twig!</description>
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<p>She could easily snap me like a twig!</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Neil, credit where credit is due, you HAVE to be the most versatile blogger on the planet. 

Helga.

Sounds like a good name for an alter-ego. Mine or yours, I&#039;m not sure which. 
;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neil, credit where credit is due, you HAVE to be the most versatile blogger on the planet. </p>
<p>Helga.</p>
<p>Sounds like a good name for an alter-ego. Mine or yours, I&#8217;m not sure which.<br />
 <img src='http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She reminds me a bit of an old friend. If we stuck a blonde wig on him this is what he would look like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She reminds me a bit of an old friend. If we stuck a blonde wig on him this is what he would look like.</p>
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