Comments on: Man vs. Boy

By: DaveX

DaveX — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:29:43 +0000

I’d have just taken the chair without asking, frankly. He wasn’t using it, and it’s not his. Asking just gives the kid authority to answer however he wants.

By: OMSH

OMSH — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:21:38 +0000

Okay, now you have conquered the boy beast, take on a highschool girl and then just keep moving up until you are face to face with an elder … and say, “BRING IT ON!”

By: Kyra

Kyra — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:12:26 +0000

Actually, I’m most impressed that you didn’t smack the mother of said brat on your way out. Geeze.

By: Erin Cooper

Erin Cooper — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:28:54 +0000

I’m so proud of you for not committing any acts of violence against that little twerp.

Holy crap, I am SO not ready for parenting.

By: Aimee Greeblemonkey

Aimee Greeblemonkey — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:03:45 +0000

Good for you dude. Tweens sceeer me.

By: Bec

Bec — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:29:14 +0000

You fronted up to an 11 year old? Who had metal at his disposal?! Are you bloody mad?! Just pray he didn’t follow you home! Get bodyguards now!

By: HeyJoe

HeyJoe — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:28:25 +0000

This reflects so poorly on the little shit’s mother. Too many parents are completely oblivious to what their snot monsters are doing. You should have just taken his whole damn table, but baby steps brother.

By: Inarticulate Fumblings

Inarticulate Fumblings — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:56:24 +0000

Little Shit… Good on ya…

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:32:34 +0000

What?! You didn’t sit in the chair, “accidentally” kick over his creation and tell him to start over? What kind of NY native are you? You’ve been in California WAY too long.

And if you really wanted to get revenge on his mother, you should have bought the kid a LARGE coffee (The Hawaiian Tsunami!). Spiked with sugar and whipped cream. Nothing like a sugared-up, highly caffeinated 11-year-old to make a woman wish she’d never, ever had sex with the father of her child.

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:29:12 +0000

Go Neil, go! Little bitch punk needs someone to knock him over the head with those metal toys of his.

What a terror THAT kid is going to be. If he’s already demanding space, he’s going to be loads of fun in the future.