Comments on: My Wife is a Midget http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles. Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:44:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Karl http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-219076 Karl Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:52:39 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-219076 Go Neil Go! If it makes you feel any better you're free to write whatever you want about me. Hell, I'll be a midget transexual if that's what you want. More power to the writers! Go Neil Go! If it makes you feel any better you’re free to write whatever you want about me. Hell, I’ll be a midget transexual if that’s what you want. More power to the writers!

]]> By: V-Grrrl http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218998 V-Grrrl Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:13:06 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218998 Let's just say that Mr. V-Grrrl does not find any sort of sexual innuendo or double entendre humorous--ever. EVER. Yeah, why did he marry me? Di took a photo of me hugging a reindeer at Christmas and I posted it with a comment along the lines of "Who has the better rack?" Um, he wasn't amused. I had to pull it, along with other humorous lines. At least I thought it was funny. Let’s just say that Mr. V-Grrrl does not find any sort of sexual innuendo or double entendre humorous–ever. EVER.

Yeah, why did he marry me?

Di took a photo of me hugging a reindeer at Christmas and I posted it with a comment along the lines of “Who has the better rack?” Um, he wasn’t amused. I had to pull it, along with other humorous lines. At least I thought it was funny.

]]> By: HeyJoe http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218986 HeyJoe Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:33:54 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218986 Beautiful. And your wife should not be ashamed of her midget-ness. Tell her to stand tall and be proud. Or at least to stand proud. Beautiful. And your wife should not be ashamed of her midget-ness. Tell her to stand tall and be proud. Or at least to stand proud.

]]> By: Loralee http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218981 Loralee Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:48:39 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218981 I am going to need to remember to stop drinking Diet Coke when I'm reading you because I usually end up snorting or spraying it everywhere. Can you blame me??? Midgets? Therapy rights? Naked Yiddish women baring corned beef sandwiches?! (Ok, that last part is from the other post, but still...I read them together!) I am going to need to remember to stop drinking Diet Coke when I’m reading you because I usually end up snorting or spraying it everywhere.

Can you blame me??? Midgets? Therapy rights? Naked Yiddish women baring corned beef sandwiches?!

(Ok, that last part is from the other post, but still…I read them together!)

]]> By: jon deal http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218979 jon deal Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:26:15 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218979 "I'm in therapy now. I know my rights." I'll be using that at some point. :-] “I’m in therapy now. I know my rights.”

I’ll be using that at some point. :-]

]]> By: Aimee Greeblemonkey http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218953 Aimee Greeblemonkey Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:51:07 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218953 Ohhhh, how similar that conversation sounds. Ohhhh, how similar that conversation sounds.

]]> By: Ash http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218940 Ash Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:08:47 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218940 The question no-one else asked is: what was the original post that was nixed? Or have I got it all wrong? Hmm? The question no-one else asked is:

what was the original post that was nixed?

Or have I got it all wrong?

Hmm?

]]> By: Shannon http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218926 Shannon Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:38:34 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218926 Ha-ha, I want to be a midget! Wait...maybe I don't. Ha-ha, I want to be a midget!

Wait…maybe I don’t.

]]> By: Eileen http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218920 Eileen Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:03:12 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218920 I think you may have a death wish. Never antagonize a Sophia. I've known a few and they can be scrappers. I think you may have a death wish. Never antagonize a Sophia. I’ve known a few and they can be scrappers.

]]> By: Arjewtino http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218918 Arjewtino Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:33:47 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2008/01/14/my-wife-is-a-midget/#comment-218918 I can relate to this. Except I once wrote AND published something personal about my girlfriend (I didn't realize she would think of it as personal) without telling her. She hit me with something much harder than a newspaper. I can relate to this. Except I once wrote AND published something personal about my girlfriend (I didn’t realize she would think of it as personal) without telling her.

She hit me with something much harder than a newspaper.

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