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	<title>Comments on: The 99 Cent Shoelaces</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles.  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 08:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Citizen of the Month &#187; My Last Day of 2007 &#8220;Thank You&#8217;s&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-218154</link>
		<dc:creator>Citizen of the Month &#187; My Last Day of 2007 &#8220;Thank You&#8217;s&#8221;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Thank you, for continuing to love me, despite my constant complaining about BlogHer, insulting Portland&#8217;s lack of diversity, falling asleep at classical concerts, sending cartoon images of my Penis to female bloggers, turning Irving Berlin into a foul-mouthed sex addict, and being so cheap that I buy ninety-nine cent shoelaces. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Thank you, for continuing to love me, despite my constant complaining about BlogHer, insulting Portland&#8217;s lack of diversity, falling asleep at classical concerts, sending cartoon images of my Penis to female bloggers, turning Irving Berlin into a foul-mouthed sex addict, and being so cheap that I buy ninety-nine cent shoelaces. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: margaret</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217819</link>
		<dc:creator>margaret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fellow cheap soul, tie the shoe laces together and you'll have a pair and a black spare</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fellow cheap soul, tie the shoe laces together and you&#8217;ll have a pair and a black spare</p>
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		<title>By: Brianna</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217804</link>
		<dc:creator>Brianna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What are you talking about???  This post had me literally laughing out loud.  It was the perfect story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you talking about???  This post had me literally laughing out loud.  It was the perfect story.</p>
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		<title>By: Vadiay</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217799</link>
		<dc:creator>Vadiay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>too much giggling to fantasize properly.. promise to try harder next time...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>too much giggling to fantasize properly.. promise to try harder next time&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Guilty Secret</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217751</link>
		<dc:creator>Guilty Secret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In my opinion, that made for one of your funniest posts yet.

You are a 'dumbbell,' albeit a loveable one ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my opinion, that made for one of your funniest posts yet.</p>
<p>You are a &#8216;dumbbell,&#8217; albeit a loveable one <img src='http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: brettdl</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217748</link>
		<dc:creator>brettdl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Neil, weren't you wearing those same shoes when we met in 2002?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neil, weren&#8217;t you wearing those same shoes when we met in 2002?</p>
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		<title>By: Juliness</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217747</link>
		<dc:creator>Juliness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, you could tie two of the white shoelaces together and lace up your shoes that way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, you could tie two of the white shoelaces together and lace up your shoes that way.</p>
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		<title>By: wendy</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217744</link>
		<dc:creator>wendy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All the cool kids have two different colored laces on each shoe...Like black with white bow.....other foot, white with black bow...

DUH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the cool kids have two different colored laces on each shoe&#8230;Like black with white bow&#8230;..other foot, white with black bow&#8230;</p>
<p>DUH!</p>
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		<title>By: Dagny</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217742</link>
		<dc:creator>Dagny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm.  My first thought was, "He'll end up buying shoelaces that are too short," because I have done that before.  Now I look for length on the packaging.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm.  My first thought was, &#8220;He&#8217;ll end up buying shoelaces that are too short,&#8221; because I have done that before.  Now I look for length on the packaging.</p>
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		<title>By: teahouseblossom</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/12/16/the-99-cent-shoelaces/#comment-217741</link>
		<dc:creator>teahouseblossom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm..one single pair of shoelaces?  I'm guessing these were the rejects from the factory, which is why they ended up in the 99 cent store..

I'm glad you went back for the second pair.  You saved some kid in China from a beating.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm..one single pair of shoelaces?  I&#8217;m guessing these were the rejects from the factory, which is why they ended up in the 99 cent store..</p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad you went back for the second pair.  You saved some kid in China from a beating.</p>
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