Sophia got us the hottest tickets in town — today’s taping of the finale of “Dancing With the Stars.” We need to dress up, first, because they make you, and second, because we notice that only the good-looking people get the seats next to Donny Osmond. I’m still deciding between wearing a suit or going barechested with suspenders, like Maxim Chmerkovskiy. Either way, keep your eye out for a banner that reads “Go Marie” on one side, and “2007 Blogger Chrismahanukwanzaakah Holiday Concert — December 10th, on the other.” Hey, they’re always plugging ABC’s shows, why not me? You notice that “The Bachelor” just happens to be in the audience the week before the show’s finale?
Look for us in the audience.