About Men
Sophia
I know I have a lot of female readers, and sometimes I take it upon myself to educate them about men. On that dumb “The Pick-Up Artist show that recently was on VH1, “pick-up artist” Mystery makes one important point: the man must show the woman that he is in charge of his emotions. If a man lets his emotions and needs get the best of him, he will become a blathering idiot in front of the woman and lose his “higher value.” Women think this loss of rationality is part of male sexuality, as if typically horny men can’t control their caveman instincts — but men are more sophisticated than that.
Straight men find women so beautiful that it takes an effort akin to climbing Mount Everest just to look away from them. Women are like Monet paintings that have come alive in front of us, flashing us with glimpses of smooth naked skin and vibrant bright colors, and make our hair rise with every scent of a woman’s flowery perfume.
You should sleep with us just as a reward for mustering up enough nerve to speak to you. Approaching you is a true accomplishment that requires the utmost bravery and strength.
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Well, ya learn somethin’ new every day. No, really. I had no idea.
By Rhea on 09.28.07 12:12 pm
so are you saying i should sleep with you, neil? and here i thought letting you pinch my tush was enough! hee hee.
(i forgot my hair looked cool with that red in it…thanks for the reminder!)
By sizzle on 09.28.07 12:53 pm
Oh Neil, I imagine the list to sleep with you is very long.
I’ll need chocolate and Starbucks while waiting
By Leesa on 09.28.07 1:00 pm
You should sleep with us just as a reward for mustering up enough nerve to speak to you. Approaching you is a true accomplishment that requires the utmost bravery and strength.
Lemme know if that works for you. I may have to try it or if nothing else produce the T-shirt.
By Jack on 09.28.07 1:02 pm
I didn’t know the talking penis could type…
By Ariel on 09.28.07 2:39 pm
You are wrong. Making a man lose control is very sexy.
By wendy on 09.28.07 2:51 pm
That was beautiful, Neil.
By teahouesblossom on 09.28.07 4:16 pm
If you want to sleep with me you’re going to have to put MY picture on your blog…
By Finn on 09.28.07 6:07 pm
but my therapist says not to sleep with everyone who speaks to me, and that woman at the clinic, she says it’s bad too
By Margaret on 09.28.07 9:30 pm
Wendy is living in my head again: making a man lose control is beyond very sexy. It’s life altering.
By V-Grrrl on 09.29.07 2:18 am
I agree with Wendy
And with Margaret… 
By Ash on 09.29.07 5:41 am
I often wonder how guys have the nerve to call up and ask a woman out. If I had had to call up guys, I would have remained a virgin instead of being a grandmother.
By miriam on 09.29.07 9:26 am
Miriam,
Think what a place you’d have in history if you’d remained a virgin and become a grandmother! : )
By V-Grrrl on 09.29.07 12:05 pm
I often wonder how guys have the nerve to call up and ask a woman out.
Most of the time I found it pretty easy. Most women give you some sort of indication as to whether they would be receptive to a date.
By Jack on 09.29.07 4:33 pm
I found this amusing. But my husband says he agrees, it really is a true feat of strength and bravery to approach a woman.
By Jill - GlossyVeneer on 09.29.07 5:29 pm
Agree on the crying. I realized the other day that I say “EWWWW he’s CRYING!” with such revulsion whenever some male cries on TV that the poor man will be completely repressed if he ever does feel the need. I told him he can cry if *I* die, because then I don’t have to look at it.
By Lydia on 09.29.07 5:56 pm
So, what you’re saying is that men are so lame that they can’t approach women, and if they finally do, we should sleep with them? Hmmmmm.
By churlita on 09.29.07 8:48 pm
I’m not sure about your logic, but I’d imagine it’d be somewhat effective….
By kimananda on 09.30.07 6:17 am
Yeah, I’m with Churlita, there. Come on, man, that’s the easiest part, and you are great at chatting! Is she holding a cup of coffee? Start talking about coffee beans, coffee shops, etc., whatever. We are just people, fcs.
By Catherine on 10.03.07 11:52 am
I dispise that you called Mystery and the Game stupid. Sure, the show wasn’t spectacular, but the game works. Thanks for having an awesome blog.
By Adrian on 06.12.08 12:54 am
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