Comments on: Online Pick-Up Artist

By: schmutzie

schmutzie — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:45:43 +0000

Neil, you have never asked me to take my bra off when we chat online! My bewbs feel dearly neglected.

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:15:58 +0000

QofS — I’ve already seen the good stuff on your site.

Savia — Yes, but you were the first one who actually asked for it.

By: savia

savia — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:56:56 +0000

Damn. I should have known you promise to send watercolours of your penis to all the girls.

By: QofS

QofS — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:24:42 +0000

Now that I KNOW, I’m feeling very unloved for not having been asked to take off my top on IM

By: Rach

Rach — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:12:09 +0000

Oh my god you make me laugh Neilochka. I am astounded that women are a ‘science’, I always thought we were an astounding enigma…lol. Like your Q and A session too. Gutted that Sophia doesn’t really exist, is she the maid or something?

By: churlita

churlita — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:59:00 +0000

I watched that show once and had to laugh. Mystery is about the least attractive guy I’ve seen. I hate those skeezy guys who are always on the make. Booooo-ring.

By: V-Grrrl

V-Grrrl — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:35:12 +0000

Do you think if you polish your nails Sophia will sleep with you?

By: Leah

Leah — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:38:34 +0000

Haha. You’re definitely the one to write the “How To” for picking up the ladies online!!

By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:48:05 +0000

You’re so smart, Neil. All of your tactics have worked with me already. It’s like you can read the inner workings of my mind.

And did I mention that I’m really a dude?

By: sassy

sassy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:56:28 +0000

Oh Neil, is there anything you don’t know?