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	<title>Comments on: Proof that I&#8217;m a Straight Male, Despite the ABBA</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles.  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
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		<title>By: marc</title>
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		<dc:creator>marc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well neil, i have had to go through similar things too, when with my ex; but u absolutely need to help ur lady in this...u shudnt have been mad at her. i guess her calf had cramped, it really sucks. if it is happening often to her, then get her to work her calves out a lil, also a few stretches at bed time and mebbe a few gentle strokes to her calves wud do her a lot of good</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well neil, i have had to go through similar things too, when with my ex; but u absolutely need to help ur lady in this&#8230;u shudnt have been mad at her. i guess her calf had cramped, it really sucks. if it is happening often to her, then get her to work her calves out a lil, also a few stretches at bed time and mebbe a few gentle strokes to her calves wud do her a lot of good</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No feeling down for you! There's too damn much of that going around these days. Sheesh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No feeling down for you! There&#8217;s too damn much of that going around these days. Sheesh!</p>
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		<title>By: Rach2</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rach2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's Me... Maven, you might be right:

"Perhaps a nice warm soak with some epsom salts might help" -- in Neil's mouth?...  ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Me&#8230; Maven, you might be right:</p>
<p>&#8220;Perhaps a nice warm soak with some epsom salts might help&#8221; &#8212; in Neil&#8217;s mouth?&#8230;  <img src='http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: V-Grrrl</title>
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		<dc:creator>V-Grrrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope you sat down and had a beer after this outburst and felt much better.

A few years ago, I was wearing a heart monitor when my heart started beating erratically and wouldn't return to normal. It was beating out of time at 180 beats per minute for over an hour. While I was planted in a recliner trying to stay calm and just breathe as my heart galloped out of my chest, my husband was outside weeding.

When the cardiologist, who was monitoring readouts from my monitor, ordered me to get the hospital right away, my husband dragged his feet and bitched and moaned at having to spend a Sunday afternoon in the ER. "Are you sure we have to go? Who said so? Is this really necessary?"

I should have dropped dead right then and there just to spite him, but being a good wife, I didn't want to interrupt his friggin weeding with a death scene.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope you sat down and had a beer after this outburst and felt much better.</p>
<p>A few years ago, I was wearing a heart monitor when my heart started beating erratically and wouldn&#8217;t return to normal. It was beating out of time at 180 beats per minute for over an hour. While I was planted in a recliner trying to stay calm and just breathe as my heart galloped out of my chest, my husband was outside weeding.</p>
<p>When the cardiologist, who was monitoring readouts from my monitor, ordered me to get the hospital right away, my husband dragged his feet and bitched and moaned at having to spend a Sunday afternoon in the ER. &#8220;Are you sure we have to go? Who said so? Is this really necessary?&#8221;</p>
<p>I should have dropped dead right then and there just to spite him, but being a good wife, I didn&#8217;t want to interrupt his friggin weeding with a death scene.</p>
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		<title>By: Marilyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marilyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always feel better after a good cry, but annoyed might be healthier. I don't know. I don't think it was an exclusively male response. It's hard to watch another person feeling down and not be able to cheer them up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always feel better after a good cry, but annoyed might be healthier. I don&#8217;t know. I don&#8217;t think it was an exclusively male response. It&#8217;s hard to watch another person feeling down and not be able to cheer them up.</p>
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Sophia stopped crying, but looked annoyed.  Well, at least I got her to stop crying.&lt;/i&gt;

Why are boys always so desperate to get the crying to stop?  It's not that big a deal, boys!

Hang in there Neil and Sophia.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Sophia stopped crying, but looked annoyed.  Well, at least I got her to stop crying.</i></p>
<p>Why are boys always so desperate to get the crying to stop?  It&#8217;s not that big a deal, boys!</p>
<p>Hang in there Neil and Sophia.</p>
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a fan of any kind of massage, I can say, KEEP ON WITH THE RUBBING! And as for the ABBA...Come on Neil, even I'm getting tired of the never endless displays of exquisite fashion, dazzling dances moves, and polyester skin tight overalls. Oh, who am I kidding? WAAAAAAWAWAWAWWAWWAAAAAAAAATERLOOOOO.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a fan of any kind of massage, I can say, KEEP ON WITH THE RUBBING! And as for the ABBA&#8230;Come on Neil, even I&#8217;m getting tired of the never endless displays of exquisite fashion, dazzling dances moves, and polyester skin tight overalls. Oh, who am I kidding? WAAAAAAWAWAWAWWAWWAAAAAAAAATERLOOOOO&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Citizen of the Month &#187; The End of an Obsession</title>
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		<dc:creator>Citizen of the Month &#187; The End of an Obsession</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's Me... Maven</title>
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		<dc:creator>It's Me... Maven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps a nice warm soak with some epsom salts might help those leg cramps... or perhaps eating a banana. I hope Sophia is taking plenty of good vitamins and minerals and keeping well-hydrated:) I know it must be hard on you. You're a man afterall, and if a man can't fix what's wrong with us, the man gets frustrated.  I usually respond to my husband with, "if you can't say something supportive... I'd gladly accept your silence."

Good luck to both of you, as Sophia is on her road to wellness...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps a nice warm soak with some epsom salts might help those leg cramps&#8230; or perhaps eating a banana. I hope Sophia is taking plenty of good vitamins and minerals and keeping well-hydrated:) I know it must be hard on you. You&#8217;re a man afterall, and if a man can&#8217;t fix what&#8217;s wrong with us, the man gets frustrated.  I usually respond to my husband with, &#8220;if you can&#8217;t say something supportive&#8230; I&#8217;d gladly accept your silence.&#8221;</p>
<p>Good luck to both of you, as Sophia is on her road to wellness&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Long Story Longer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Long Story Longer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love ABBA.

Gosh, I was thinking of you guys earlier today.  Big hugs to you both.  That's all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love ABBA.</p>
<p>Gosh, I was thinking of you guys earlier today.  Big hugs to you both.  That&#8217;s all.</p>
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