Citizen of the Month

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She Loved My Cock So Much, Now She Wants Yours

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There are a few times I’ve embarrassed myself online, but one of my most memorable moments was when I sent an email to Schmutzie, who didn’t know me from Adam, and told her I adored her website and that I completely related to her frequently odd (uh, offbeat) posts and photos. And guess what — she wrote back! I’ve been smitten ever since.

Schmutzie was just diagnosed with cervical cancer, and she’s pulling her hair out of head, just like Sophia has been doing since she learned she had to go back into surgery in ten days.   Cancer really sucks, but I have a feeling these two strong women will beat the shit out it.  And since Schmutzie is Canadian, and we all know how Canadians don’t fight fair, her cancer better be very scared!

I noticed that Schmutzie used a rooster as her icon on her sidebar, so I emailed her a photo of a colorful rooster with the message, “Be Strong Like the Rooster.”  Now others are sending her rooster photos to bolster up her spirits.

Send her a rooster photo for her “Cockroll” and say hello!   I shared my cock with her.  Will you share yours?

Update:  One more rooster photo for her collection — ABBA with their unknown “fifth band member.”

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6 Comments

  1. Neil, If Schumutzie gets COCK photos instead of rooster photos, she’ll have to change her blog name to Smutty. This will dramatically increase her traffic and take her mind off her cervix.

    What I really want to know is why, oh why is female reproductive equipment so freakin high maintenance? All the Grrrls have penis envy and not for the reason Freud thought…

  2. Living with someone who has periods — I completely understand that statement.

  3. I sent two cocks – because I thought the more the merrier!

  4. My Mum and I are both born in the Year of the Cock (from the Chinese Zodiac). She had cancer too, and yes, she did beat the shit out of it.

    I don’t have any roosters in my immediate surrounds, I’ll just have to take a picture of my Kelloggs Corn Flakes logo.

  5. So, this is where all those cocks in my inbox came from. Thanks, Neil!

    Also, my spambox has been eating some of the submissions. I think it has to do with the prevalence of the work “cock”. Oops.

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