You know, I have no damn clue what you’re talking about, Neil.

By Akaky on 05.18.07 8:14 am

That MILF tag is going to get you a lot of frustrated porn seekers…

By Finn on 05.18.07 8:15 am

Did we really Live in the 70’s or was it the 80’s, with that weird go go lucky vibe?

By MichelleV on 05.18.07 8:17 am

Oh how I wish my sons were so regretful.
Quit apologizing, we know you were joking. Just like I hope you know I was joking about Sophia. Yes, I felt bad for my comment and I’m sorry too.

By psychomom on 05.18.07 8:35 am

[...] Tags: mommybloggers, corporate apology, MILF Original post by Neil Read More… [...]

By I Apologize to all Mommybloggers « Arhive « Latest World’s News on 05.18.07 8:37 am

Please note that in the Abba video, the brunette is 100x sexier than the blond, who is supposedly the “sexy” Abba girl. Check out how she “rides” the piano bench. Brunettes rule! From now on the standard isn’t Betty vs. Veronica for me, but Frida vs. Agnetha.

I really like Abba. I need to see Mamma Mia!

Psychomom — There’s only one person to blame for me being overly-apologetic and insecure all the time — MY MOTHER! Are you beginning to connect the dots? (that was a joke, Mom. Really. Don’t call because I’m just going to have Sophia answer to tell her to tell you that “I’m in the shower.”)

By Neil on 05.18.07 8:37 am

That was Abba? Oh I am so out of it.

By MichelleV on 05.18.07 8:49 am

I have never seen anyone so scared of mommybloggers. I blame it all on the evil and powerful Dooce, who has tried to take over the Internet and should be stopped. So-called mommybloggers deserve to be made fun of, as do us soap opera-watching, Abba-loving straight guys. (Well, in my defense, I really enjoyed the Abba songs in “Muriel’s Wedding” but I don’t think I could bear sitting through the play “Momma Mia.”)

P.S. to mothers of twins: do you really breastfeed both of your babies at the same time? Cool!

By Danny on 05.18.07 8:55 am

the whole thing made me laugh, I didnt take you seriously and it made me laugh and then I read a comment from one of your followers that kind of set me off…I have posted about it on my own blog…it sparked a little something in me…go find out…

By stepping over the junk on 05.18.07 8:57 am

So, the Mommy Blogger Mafia got to you and strong-armed an apology out of you.

Well, you know what they say… “Better to ask forgiveness afterward than to ask permission beforehand.”

By chez bez on 05.18.07 9:08 am

Damn you give in easy.

By LisaBinDaCity on 05.18.07 9:10 am

Neil,
I DON’T CARE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE OFFENDED MOMS!!! And, I don’t really care about your Prius, or your crappy car. I just can’t believe that I missed having a toke of your virtual POT! Do you have any left? Can I have some. Please, pretty please, with cherries, whip cream and nuts on top?

I’ll just take a small hit. No one will know. Or, maybe I can stand next to you and inhale. That way I can get high off second hand smoke. Or wait, wasn’t it that you could blow smoke into someone else’s mouth after you took a hit so that the both of you could get high off taking 1 drag? Wow, that’s the ticket.

By Smartsocratics on 05.18.07 9:57 am

I never realized those two ABBA babe were so hot. (of course, I never listened to their schlock.) How is it they are not in the rock and roll hall of fame?

By Blitz Krieg on 05.18.07 10:08 am

I’m a mom. I have a blog. I am not a mommy blogger. I am also, therefore, completely unaffected by your mommybloggers rant except for the part where you made me wipe away a tear at your P.S.S.

However, I do SO love your tags for this post. Muchly, I do.

By Jennifer on 05.18.07 10:23 am

It’s all good, Neil - pass the love - embrace the differences - tune in, turn on….oh, sorry i must have been smoking the virtual pot mwah..

By Wendy on 05.18.07 10:39 am

Hey, if Don Imus can apologize to Al Sharpton…

By Neil on 05.18.07 10:46 am

On a completely unrelated note I absolutely love the bra ad with the girl on the firetruck and may steal it to morph into a header!

By Bre on 05.18.07 11:18 am

i love how the directions to clean the baby says “if covered in poo wipe off what you can and flush in toilet”

nah… i’ll just leave it

By question girl on 05.18.07 1:31 pm

I was going to say something but my husband walked up behind me and grabbed my breasts, shook them in his hands and said, “YES, YES I DO” in response to Louis’ question in the beginning of this post. So, I guess that’s all I can really say about that. *chuckles*

By introspectre on 05.18.07 3:03 pm

I can’t believe someone made directions on how to change a baby! Hilarious!

By desiree on 05.18.07 5:46 pm

The video on this one was a bit disturbing!! I think the blonde was a dominatrix incongito (and NO this is not transference!) Interesting bit of mommyblogger retribution! Much peace, JP

By JanePoe (aka Deborah) on 05.18.07 8:04 pm

I’m 100% with you. I’ve read many blogs that were good until the person had a baby and then just posted photos of it everyday. It’s just too easy. They’re cute and all, but how many angles can they be photographed from?

By teahouseblossom on 05.18.07 8:31 pm

[...] On Mother’s Day, I posted a video of ABBA singing “Mama Mia.”  I thought it was a cute idea.  Today, I apologized to the mommybloggers by posting another ABBA music video, “Does Your Mother Know?” [...]

By Citizen of the Month » All ABBA, All The Time on 05.18.07 9:49 pm

ABBA always makes me feel better. So wrong, and yet….

By karrie on 05.20.07 4:47 am

Is it just me, or is that Sally Field in the Maidenform bra ad?

If Sally Field is much too young to have been in a Maidenform bra ad, I shall grovel in the dirt and apologise profusely.

By an9ie on 05.22.07 4:40 am

my life’s dream is to become a milf.

By gorillabuns on 05.22.07 6:57 pm

Gorillabuns — Oh, you are. You are. (uh, maybe I shouldn’t have said that)

By Neil on 05.22.07 7:07 pm

[...] Does Your Mother Know? [...]

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