The highlight of our trip so far was stopping at Port Orford, childhood home of bloggers Erin and Echo, and literally meeting half the town. Sophia and I learned so much dirt about these two. I wonder if they are still as wild as they were in high school? This is your life, Erin and Echo! Do you remember working shifts at the Seaweed Cafe?!
Sophia: “This is the ‘highlight’ of the trip? What about the majestic redwoods?”
Neil’s Penis: “I was not impressed.”
Neil: “Why not, Penis?”
Neil’s Penis: “Everyone always talks about how big they are, but it isn’t size that is important, it’s how long you stay up.
Sophia: “Didn’t you read the tourbook, Penis? Some of those redwoods have been standing up for a thousand years.”
Neil’s Penis: “Oh. Well, I guess that is impressive.”
Neil: “Don’t you think we should tell everyone that we have made it to Portland?”
Sophia: “I think it is time you wrote thank you notes for all your gifts.”
Neil: “I’m overwhelmed! The trip… the birthday greetings… meeting bloggers…”
Sophia: “Are you still nervous over whether of not to hug people when you meet them?”
Neil: “I do get a little anxious in crowds.”
Neil’s Penis: “Is Ms. Sizzle going to be there?
Neil: “I think so!”
Neil’s Penis: “You have to hug her.”
Neil: “You’re right. I do consider her to be somewhat sort of a friend.”
Neil’s Penis: “I don’t care about that! Have you seen those photos of her cleavage?”