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	<title>Comments on: Extremely Short Tales of Cell Phones</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles (well, New York now).  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Caitlin</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/01/09/extremely-short-tales-of-cell-phones/#comment-225093</link>
		<dc:creator>Caitlin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 02:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know something f***ed up? I just read this post today for the first time. And it's hilarious! Because that is EXACTLY the way it happened!

We needs must meet again the next time you are in town, Neilochka.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know something f***ed up? I just read this post today for the first time. And it&#8217;s hilarious! Because that is EXACTLY the way it happened!</p>
<p>We needs must meet again the next time you are in town, Neilochka.</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totally agree with you regarding the commercial.  The title clearly flashes on the screen when they download it.  I had a similar issue when dragged to see "The Holiday".  The Jude Law character keeps getting phone calls from girls named Olivia and Sophie; turns out they are his very young daughters, so why do they come up individually on his cell phone??  Does each girl have her own phone?? Does plucky little 3 year old Olivia have her very own mobile?  Or perhaps 6 year old Sophie was the first in her kindergarten class to get a cell phone.  Really ruined the movie for me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totally agree with you regarding the commercial.  The title clearly flashes on the screen when they download it.  I had a similar issue when dragged to see &#8220;The Holiday&#8221;.  The Jude Law character keeps getting phone calls from girls named Olivia and Sophie; turns out they are his very young daughters, so why do they come up individually on his cell phone??  Does each girl have her own phone?? Does plucky little 3 year old Olivia have her very own mobile?  Or perhaps 6 year old Sophie was the first in her kindergarten class to get a cell phone.  Really ruined the movie for me!</p>
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		<title>By: tracy</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/01/09/extremely-short-tales-of-cell-phones/#comment-139648</link>
		<dc:creator>tracy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi,
I happened upon your blog while procrastinating cleaning my house. Fun!
I, too, was scratching my head about the Cingular ad. As a former ad writer, I'd say it's a good concept, poorly executed. There are plenty other lyrics that are butchered that aren't the title of the song! How about "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a ..." (written by Springsteen, by the way)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi,<br />
I happened upon your blog while procrastinating cleaning my house. Fun!<br />
I, too, was scratching my head about the Cingular ad. As a former ad writer, I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s a good concept, poorly executed. There are plenty other lyrics that are butchered that aren&#8217;t the title of the song! How about &#8220;Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a &#8230;&#8221; (written by Springsteen, by the way)</p>
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		<title>By: Roonie</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/01/09/extremely-short-tales-of-cell-phones/#comment-139092</link>
		<dc:creator>Roonie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Those idiots just DOWNLOADED a song titled “Rock the Casbah” and they can’t figure out what the refrain is?&lt;/i&gt;

You're reading my mind again, aren't you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Those idiots just DOWNLOADED a song titled “Rock the Casbah” and they can’t figure out what the refrain is?</i></p>
<p>You&#8217;re reading my mind again, aren&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>By: sandra</title>
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		<dc:creator>sandra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Back atcha, Neil.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back atcha, Neil.</p>
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		<title>By: Karl</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/01/09/extremely-short-tales-of-cell-phones/#comment-138818</link>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everybody knows it's "stop the catbox."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody knows it&#8217;s &#8220;stop the catbox.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Zoely</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/01/09/extremely-short-tales-of-cell-phones/#comment-138699</link>
		<dc:creator>Zoely</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i only read as far as you being in NY...You were in NY and failed to contact ME? The pole dancer? WTF?? I would have behaved very nicely with you. I'm deeply offended.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i only read as far as you being in NY&#8230;You were in NY and failed to contact ME? The pole dancer? WTF?? I would have behaved very nicely with you. I&#8217;m deeply offended.</p>
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		<title>By: liz elayne</title>
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		<dc:creator>liz elayne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so all three of these stories have me laughing out loud. but you read my mind about the last one! that commercial totally bugs. and makes no sense. hate it...

thanks for always making me laugh neil.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so all three of these stories have me laughing out loud. but you read my mind about the last one! that commercial totally bugs. and makes no sense. hate it&#8230;</p>
<p>thanks for always making me laugh neil.</p>
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		<title>By: Spinning Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2007/01/09/extremely-short-tales-of-cell-phones/#comment-138475</link>
		<dc:creator>Spinning Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A bar that hands out take-out menus = genius level!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A bar that hands out take-out menus = genius level!</p>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 23:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would say no if I were required to write something good about it.  But if not, why not?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would say no if I were required to write something good about it.  But if not, why not?</p>
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