In honor of Election Day, Heather Anne Hogan has created her own mini-election, revolving around bloggers and blogging. After the nominating process, it seems as I have been nominated for President, along with the introspective Peefer (of Peefer’s Home) and long-time rival Brandon (of One Child Left Behind).
I am truly honored.
You can vote here. Remember to check out all the other cool blogs listed there.
And vote in the REAL ELECTION! It’s an important election day.
Now, as a candidate, I am going to be different than most politicians, and speak the truth.
I “know” both of these other gentleman bloggers and they are worthy nominees. Peefer is a loving, creative family man, and I’m sure he would never have gotten us into the mess in Iraq. Brandon is also strong on family values. He would make the most inspirational speeches since FDR. His words are like poetry. I believe he would be an excellent “Education” President. He also has the movie-star good looks to attract female voters.
I am financially unstable and separated from my wife, although I still live with her in some “weird” California-hippy-new age arrangement. I spend much of my day conversing with my penis. I don’t know much about politics. If i were to move into the White House, I would be SO CAUGHT as I’m f***ing a buxom intern in the “Red Room,” disgracing the office and the Presidency.
On a positive note, I would try my hardest to give her an orgasm. I am not a selfish man. Oh, and I will give tax breaks to everyone.
The choice is yours. Just remember to vote, both in the Hoagies and in the REAL ELECTION.