Comments on: Stuff Dudes Don’t Want to Know About Women

By: Lou P.

Lou P. — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:26:32 +0000

Brilliant post. It’s amusing to me that there has been much backlash against facts (all of which are true, at least for me) quoted directly from Cosmo. I’ll direct any woman who asks me “What are guys thinking?” to this post.

By: rashenbo

rashenbo — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:58:31 +0000

LOL! Man, funny posts you’ve got here. I found you off the nablo list…. wanted to say hi!

By: Deborah

Deborah — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:21:05 +0000

You’re reading Cosmo?? Maybe Sophia isn’t the only one who is sick!

By: treespotter

treespotter — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:33:12 +0000

SFGary: he hasn’t. not yet. the holy grail is when we know what they want.

By: SFGary

SFGary — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:57:29 +0000

Neil, Neil, Neil, I am new to your blog but please don’t read Cosmo again, will you? and I can’t possibly agree with all yr. responses to the Cosmo list:

What the hell is a negative zero size? super skinny women are a complete turnoff, sorry we all don’t want to see bone and smart women are hot!

Its a good thing you stopped where you did with the feminine hygiene explanation. Too much information already.

Agree with you on the addiction to oral sex and the hair thing. What’s with women and their hair, clothes and shoes? I don’t get it and why do they need to keep buying all these shoes?

BTW, I’m still jealous about yr. readership, only one other guy as far as I can figure out. You somehow cracked the code of the “male gay friend” all women seem to have except you are straight. If only you can figure out a way to bottle and sell it.

By: Crankster

Crankster — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:05:50 +0000

I love the quotes from Cosmo! The advice doesn’t say much about men, but tells everything about the women who read the magazine. In a nutshell, it the Cliff Notes for entrapping a man into a permanent committment, after which he’ll be legally obliged to hang around.

Scary!

By: Violet

Violet — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:23:38 +0000

My mum’s number one husband-finding tip was this: make sure he’s dumber than you, but under illusion that you’re dumber than him. That way you can get him to do what you want, without hurting his ego.

Unfortunately for her, I’ve ended up with someone much smarter than me and knows it

By: Wendy

Wendy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:09:39 +0000

Oh come on! you know that true love equals buying tampons for your girl - and to quote Seinfeld “Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house? Well, I’ll tell you what you’ve got here. You’ve got yourself a girlfriend!”

By: Roberta

Roberta — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:36:44 +0000

I always feel Clooney is a safe bet.

By: Miss Syl

Miss Syl — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:03:13 +0000

Well, yep, I have no argument with the article. Those ARE the rules for dating a “dude.”

The thing I don’t understand is why Cosmo thinks anyone would want to date this particular type of male, when the world is teeming with smoking hot geeks, emo boys, bikers, average joes, artists, musicians, nice guys, bloggers, athletes, intellectuals, blue collar heroes…ALL of which those rules wouldn’t apply to.

Fuck dudes. Or rather, NEVER fuck ‘em. The world is too full of better types to be with. Dudes really aren’t worth the effort–for one, I can tell you straight out that in a one-to-one comparison test, the geek outranks the dude in the bedroom technique EVERY time.